{"id":42703,"date":"2016-02-04T09:00:13","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T15:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=42703"},"modified":"2016-02-04T09:45:55","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T15:45:55","slug":"poser-holocaust-confirmed-frost-and-fire-fest-2-lineup-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/poser-holocaust-confirmed-frost-and-fire-fest-2-lineup-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"Poser Holocaust Confirmed: Frost and Fire Fest 2 Lineup Announced"},"content":{"rendered":"
HAIL WARRIORS!<\/p>\n
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Many years have we waged battle against the false. Together we have celebrated glorious victories. As one, we have revelled in the almighty power of true heavy metal. We have offered our prayers side by side, basking in the light of the most true.<\/p>\n
We have also suffered grievous loss. The false wage a shrewd and unpredictable war; they forge new genres, hairstyles, and ear gauges designed to lead astray those once untouched by the war of heavy metal. Despite our endless crusade to end the blight of false metal, it continues to churn as if a maelstrom of unpardonable 8-string abominations.<\/p>\n
For too long we have operated in small bands across the world. Despite many a valiant hero, our numbers are spread too thin to conduct an effective strategy against the hordes of untrue. Too many of our own have fallen to heretical teachings. Some even believe now that “music is subjective.” I resent that we live in such rancorous times where our own brothers turn against us.<\/p>\n
I do not come today to cast a burden of woe upon your shoulders, my friends. I come today as a missionary of hope. Behold, the gods of true heavy metal have seen our bitter war, and have answered us with resplendent salvation.<\/p>\n
Aspire to greatness, warriors! Gaze upon the lineup for the 2nd Frost and Fire Fest.<\/p>\n