{"id":45845,"date":"2016-04-04T15:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T20:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=45845"},"modified":"2016-04-04T14:50:20","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T19:50:20","slug":"sumo-cyco-crowd-control-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/sumo-cyco-crowd-control-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Sumo Cyco &#8211; Crowd Control: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Cyco Antisocial.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t really decide what video to break down for this week. Yeah, there were a few <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_dtxOKXo9aI\">mediocre<\/a> videos released this past week, but nothing that really jumped out (well, not counting this steaming pile of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zWpcRDPWc_w\">garbage<\/a>). Even checking the usual bad video offenders turned up fairly blah results. I decided to get creative in youtube searching and came across something, well, interesting.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sumo Cyco<\/strong> is a female-fronted punkish hard rockish band from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. The band&#8217;s first show was opening for <strong>Hollywood Undead<\/strong>. That fact manages to be impressive <i>and<\/i> depressive at the same time. The band has released one full-length album,\u00a0<i>Lost In Cyco City,<\/i> back in 2014. For whatever reason, the band has released not one, but two new music videos for that album. In 2016. According to their <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sumo_Cyco\">Wikipedia<\/a>, the band has released 13 videos (not including the two new ones). One album, close to 20 music videos. That&#8217;s&#8230;wow. I guess we should see if their videos are just so incredible that it would be a crime against nature if they were not made.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_40258\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/faF3y8kwsN8?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:01: Cyco content? So the content is full of bad spelling?<br \/>\n0:04: It&#8217;s worth noting that this video is connected to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kHblnFJ8iMo\" target=\"_blank\">other one<\/a> they just released. Just in case you didn&#8217;t want to miss any crucial parts of the story.<br \/>\n0:09: Thanks for participating, Hella!<br \/>\n0:14: This shit is bananas. S-H-I-T bananas!<br \/>\n0:17: NO ANIME!<br \/>\n0:21: See, this is why you&#8217;re not supposed to eat White Castle before going to bed.<br \/>\n0:25: DC Comics is going to sue someone for this <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Black_Mask_(comics)\" target=\"_blank\">infringement<\/a>.<br \/>\n0:30: Whoa, was he sitting on a spring-loaded couch cushion?<br \/>\n0:32: He&#8217;s not hurt, his chest is just crying.<br \/>\n0:39: This is why businesses need to use E-Verify before hiring someone.<br \/>\n0:44: This guy loves brutal slamming death metal and Webkinz.<br \/>\n0:48: Cosplayers are getting out of control.<br \/>\n0:52: Now that&#8217;s just a waste of magical bullets.<br \/>\n0:55: I SAID NO ANIME!<br \/>\n0:59: That&#8217;s what you get for wearing a knock-off Pittsburgh Steelers jersey.<br \/>\n1:09: I suppose we should be happy that Gummi Bear over here isn&#8217;t the one wearing the maid outfit.<br \/>\n1:13: Man, some people do <i>not<\/i> like losing at beer pong.<br \/>\n1:18: The sunglasses help hide his tears.<br \/>\n1:24: Looks like someone needs a little more \u201ccrowd\u201d control.<br \/>\n1:27: You can lose an eye that way.<br \/>\n1:30: Hahaha yeah that&#8217;s totally how people fall when they&#8217;re shot.<br \/>\n1:35: Just have a racist 14 year old yell over this video and you have the official online gaming experience.<br \/>\n1:40: Those bullets are so magical they cause people to die without bleeding.<br \/>\n1:43: So the band can count, but they can&#8217;t spell.<br \/>\n1:46: And I thought the American public school system was bad.<br \/>\n1:52: Oh, a Kid Rock cameo.<br \/>\n1:57: The giant skulls were more for hiding shame than for symbolism.<br \/>\n2:00: For some reason, this video makes me want to watch the Goosebumps TV show.<br \/>\n2:04: Maybe it&#8217;s all the \u201cna-na-nahs.\u201d They kind of match up with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gXiYpfR-cRE\" target=\"_blank\">intro<\/a> music.<br \/>\n2:07: Video directed by Quentin Tarantino.<br \/>\n2:12: Yes, please shoot me.<br \/>\n2:20: It was nice of one of their parents to let them shoot in their townhouse.<br \/>\n2:28: You&#8217;re better off hiding in the toilet.<br \/>\n2:33: Do people know know how to use door knobs in Hamilton, Ontario?<br \/>\n2:43: This is getting dark real fast.<br \/>\n2:49: This is also getting <a href=\"http:\/\/celebritywc.com\/image-celebs\/87553-the-pretty-reckless-2.jpg.html\" target=\"_blank\">Pretty Reckless<\/a>.<br \/>\n2:53 NO ANIME!<br \/>\n2:55: Giant bobble heads are okay though.<br \/>\n3:03: This video is definitely on a perverted businessman&#8217;s computer labeled as \u201c2014 Quarterly Projections.\u201d<br \/>\n3:08: Wait, so they bleed now?<br \/>\n3:17: Hey, we saw him close those doors just a few seconds ago.<br \/>\n3:21: I&#8217;m calling shenanigans on this scenario!<br \/>\n3:29: If this were real life, that shower would be a lot dirtier right now.<br \/>\n3:34: It turns out their heads are full of ripe heirloom tomatoes.<br \/>\n3:43: She&#8217;s going to have to clean up that mess if she wants to keep her maid job.<br \/>\n3:49: Where did all that blood come from? Did they cut out the scene where she disembowels the bodies and throws around their organs like streamers?<br \/>\n3:56: Ugh, Mondays.<br \/>\n4:00: \u201cYes, I played \u201cButt #1\u201d in Sumo Cyco&#8217;s music video.<br \/>\n4:09: Dollar Store Black Mask.<br \/>\n4:15: Oh goodie.<\/p>\n<p>Sumo Cyco&#8217;s album <i>Lost In Cyco City<\/i> is available now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cyco Antisocial.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":45846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Sumo Cyco - Crowd Control: A Video Breakdown","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1806],"tags":[7080,2446,10,7079,1558,4915],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/sumocyco-e1459623503963.jpg?fit=700%2C355&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45845\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/45846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}