{"id":48386,"date":"2016-05-13T15:00:30","date_gmt":"2016-05-13T20:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=48386"},"modified":"2016-05-13T14:04:48","modified_gmt":"2016-05-13T19:04:48","slug":"flush-it-friday-hell-yes-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-hell-yes-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: It is the weekend my dudes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Gather round and watch this work week burn down to the embers.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m keeping this short and sweet because this weekend I&#8217;ll be packing up all of my belongings, giving away all of my savings, and saddling on 30 years of back-breaking debt. I found a small house in a bad part of town and I&#8217;m claiming it as my own. I&#8217;m gonna have a guest bedroom for folks visiting town, a home office to do hella work, and a backyard so I can finally get a dog and\/or capybara. I&#8217;m stoked and stressed to hell and back.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 746px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/736x\/18\/0b\/96\/180b962bb9cb8dda1dc7c5d4f289a701.jpg?resize=736%2C607&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"736\" height=\"607\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">One or the other.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/67.media.tumblr.com\/3d4c264df7637652f04036f265068f97\/tumblr_n5gc4tjMBu1qf4k86o1_500.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_86756\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t6m8308MVZM?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is Flush it Friday, your weekly opportunity\u00a0to celebrate that which does not vex us. It\u2019s your turn. Take it to the comments below and get it off your chest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gather round and watch this work week burn down to the embers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48404,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Waste your Friday afternoon in here.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[36],"tags":[2197],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Weekend-My-Dudes.jpg?fit=700%2C500&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48386\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}