{"id":55447,"date":"2016-09-12T15:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-09-12T20:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=55447"},"modified":"2016-09-12T14:00:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-12T19:00:46","slug":"darkness-tinkerbell-must-die-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/darkness-tinkerbell-must-die-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Darkness &#8211; Tinkerbell Must Die: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>I believe in a thing call copyright infringement.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>No, <strong>The Darkness<\/strong> did not cut out the &#8216;The&#8217; in their name in an effort to sound edgier or, um, darker. This <strong>Darkness<\/strong> (there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metal-archives.com\/search?searchString=darkness&amp;type=band_name\">a lot<\/a> of them) is a thrash band from Germany and&#8230; wait, there are two thrash bands from Germany named Darkness? Ach du lieber! This is the original one from the 80&#8217;s for those of you keeping score or digging through your vinyl collection. The band hasn&#8217;t released a new album since 1989, so may this video be an introduction for those that do not know them. And no, I have no idea what they have against Tinkerbell or why she <i>must<\/i> die.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_33327\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0I-e1cEnrVo?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:05: I can name that tune in 3 notes.<br \/>\n0:09: If <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HzXI_ApY4dY\">3<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HzXI_ApY4dY\"><sup>rd<\/sup> Bass<\/a> comes out, this video is a win.<br \/>\n0:14: Put Harambe on vocals and they can change their name to Dankness.<br \/>\n0:26: That&#8217;s the sound Donald Trump&#8217;s penis makes when he sees Ivanka.<br \/>\n0:33: What shape is that guitar supposed to be in? Piece Of Cheese With A Bite Taken Out Of It?<br \/>\n0:41: Did someone smear the camera lens with Vaseline?<br \/>\n0:48: Chet from AutoZone on the drums.<br \/>\n0:52: Crotch!<br \/>\n0:58: I wonder which of the Big 4 Tinkerbell likes the most.<br \/>\n1:01: I fear that jerking off motion with the microphone is a bad omen.<br \/>\n1:07: Well, if that&#8217;s your attitude, I should just turn this video off right now, mister!<br \/>\n1:15: \u201cI&#8217;ve got eyes and ears.\u201d Good for you!<br \/>\n1:17: \u201cI have got the brain.\u201d Ehhhh, that remains to be seen.<br \/>\n1:24: That accent is thicker than the thighs at Oktoberfest.<br \/>\n1:27: She&#8217;ll never get her deposit back for that book.<br \/>\n1:33: Oh look. She is filled with food coloring.<br \/>\n1:42: \u201cHooked On Phonics worked for meAAAAARRGGGHHHH!\u201d<br \/>\n1:49: Sooooo when does Tinkerbell show up?<br \/>\n1:58: And why must she die?<br \/>\n2:04: Like, can&#8217;t we talk about this first?<br \/>\n2:07: Seems like a pretty harsh conclusion. Maybe take Mr. Smee first?<br \/>\n2:19: Remind me never to read this book.<br \/>\n2:24: Or any other book for that matter.<br \/>\n2:28: You can never be too safe.<br \/>\n2:40: The writing process of Ann Coulter.<br \/>\n2:49: \u201cNo, I&#8217;ve never seen The Exorcist. Why do you ask?\u201d<br \/>\n2:59: Whoa, dude. Personal space!<br \/>\n3:02: Are you guys going to help her or&#8230;.<br \/>\n3:13: I felt the same way when I tried to read the synopsis for <em>Atlas Shrugged<\/em>.<br \/>\n3:20: We&#8217;re not getting a cameo by Peter Pan, are we?<br \/>\n3:25: I get that look when I see that Doritos are Buy One, Get One Free.<br \/>\n3:29: Spoopy!<br \/>\n3:38: Gasp! The blood was inside her all along!<br \/>\n3:42: She just needed to believe in herself!<br \/>\n3:51: Man, there&#8217;s no Wendy, no John, no Peter.<br \/>\n3:57: There&#8217;s not even an appearance by Tiger Lily.<br \/>\n4:03: Actually, that&#8217;s probably a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/arts-culture\/racist-history-peter-pan-indian-tribe-180953500\/?no-ist\" target=\"_blank\">good thing<\/a>.<br \/>\n4:11: The biggest crime, though, is not including Nana.<br \/>\n4:20: First start to the right and straight on to what the hell was this video about?<\/p>\n<p>Darkness&#8217;s new album <i>The Gasoline Solution<\/i> is out on October 7<sup>th<\/sup> via <b>Holy Roller Records<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I believe in a thing call copyright infringement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":55448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Dads must rock","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,1806],"tags":[8612,8613,416,1558,4915],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/darkness-e1473523415925.jpg?fit=700%2C329&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55447\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/55448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}