{"id":56181,"date":"2016-09-27T15:00:55","date_gmt":"2016-09-27T20:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=56181"},"modified":"2016-09-26T14:40:04","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T19:40:04","slug":"stormtide-wrath-of-an-empire-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/stormtide-wrath-of-an-empire-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormtide \u2013 Wrath Of An Empire: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Turning the Stormtide.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Stormtide<\/strong>, whose name sounds like it should belong to a detergent company, hail from Melbourne, Australia. They&#8217;ve been playing their brand of symphonic folk metal since 2013, but have just released their first full-length album this year. Symphonic? Folk? Lots of hoods? Keytar? Vegemite? What&#8217;s not to like?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_17318\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-YB-PgCBT6w?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:26: A little Preparation H should take care of that rock&#8217;s glowing redness.<br \/>\n0:30: Tumbleweed on the drums.<br \/>\n0:32: \u201cSee you in Hell, Cloaky!\u201d<br \/>\n0:36: Jeez, I can&#8217;t believe they all showed up wearing the same thing.<br \/>\n0:41: \u201cNon-existent llllllllladies&#8230;\u201d<br \/>\n0:46: He&#8217;s a human bobblehead.<br \/>\n0:51: It&#8217;s Captain Morgan&#8217;s Australian cousin, Private Tobias.<br \/>\n0:59: Mordor is a lot nicer in the Spring.<br \/>\n1:08: Looks like he only rolled a 2 for his beard.<br \/>\n1:22: The drummer always gets left out. He doesn&#8217;t even get a cloak.<br \/>\n1:25: Not sure what is funnier. The drummer now having a djembe or the guy on the left wearing shorts.<br \/>\n1:30: \u201cThis is where mom is and over there is the snack cabinet containing Fruit By The Foot.\u201d<br \/>\n1:40: \u201cThat&#8217;s where the girls are and that&#8217;s where our virginity still remains.\u201d<br \/>\n1:46: Apparently, they&#8217;re traveling to Earth&#8217;s gaping butthole. Hope they like Florida.<br \/>\n1:58: If we edit everything quickly, people won&#8217;t be able to tell we got these at Toys R&#8217; Us.<br \/>\n2:01: Nightmares.<br \/>\n2:04: Yipee!<br \/>\n2:09: In dreams, they&#8217;re naked and running backwards through these trees.<br \/>\n2:15: Good thing they have heavy clothes and furs on in this frigid forest.<br \/>\n2:24: If you don&#8217;t ignore him, he&#8217;ll just keep asking for change.<br \/>\n2:34: Lord Kanga-Roo demands more keytar!<br \/>\n2:37: If Jesus pops out of the water, I&#8217;m done.<br \/>\n2:41: Stroking his beard while staring at an almost naked man. I don&#8217;t like where this is going.<br \/>\n2:49: Okay, <i>now<\/i> you&#8217;ve lost me.<br \/>\n2:57: Aaaaaaaaand here comes the butt stuff.<br \/>\n3:03: Ugh. Furries.<br \/>\n3:11: \u201cGuys! We still have time to go to ye olde discotheque!\u201d<br \/>\n3:25: He&#8217;s a real Benedict Dundee.<br \/>\n3:31: Ain&#8217;t no party like a spastic dance party.<br \/>\n3:36: Someone got a bad batch of Mountain Dew: Game Fuel.<br \/>\n3:41: Just when you think BronyCon can&#8217;t get any weirder&#8230;<br \/>\n3:46: If anything, that&#8217;s making his beard smell <i>better<\/i>.<br \/>\n3:55: Welcome to Jacksonville!<br \/>\n4:11: This is like the world&#8217;s longest walk of shame.<br \/>\n4:20: Warriors&#8230;come out to play-aaayyyyy!<br \/>\n4:35: Ladies and gentleman, please give a warm welcome to Florida Governor and giant burning asshole, Rick Scott!<br \/>\n4:52: Soooo are they going to fight it or just stare at it?<br \/>\n5:04: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!<br \/>\n5:13: Man, what did that flaming hole ever do to you guys?<br \/>\n5:26: That&#8217;s what happens when you eat too much Frank&#8217;s Red Hot sauce.<\/p>\n<p>Stormtide&#8217;s album <i>Wrath Of An Empire<\/i> is out now via <b>Metal Hell Records<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turning the Stormtide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":56182,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"WARNING: Symphonic folks ahead","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,1806],"tags":[1564,67,8713,8712,4431],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/stormtide.jpg?fit=700%2C352&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56181\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}