{"id":56591,"date":"2016-10-13T11:00:43","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T16:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=56591"},"modified":"2016-10-13T08:35:43","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T13:35:43","slug":"capture-the-essence-of-the-80s-and-win-a-free-sumerlands-download","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/capture-the-essence-of-the-80s-and-win-a-free-sumerlands-download\/","title":{"rendered":"Capture the Essence of the 80s and Win a Free <i>Sumerlands<\/i> Download"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard this new\u00a0<strong>Sumerlands<\/strong> album, brother you are missing out!\u00a0Picture in your mind a patriotic orgy set to the sound of eagles screaming and Eddie Van Halen wanking out an hour-long rendition of &#8220;Eruption&#8221; while Jon Stamos and Phoebe Cates exchange knowing nods in your direction while you drive off into the sunset on an LA beach in your Reaganomics-funded Delorean. Also you&#8217;re high on cocaine. Yeah, that&#8217;s how awesome\u00a0<em>Sumerlands<\/em> is.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, some of you are likely having trouble mentally capturing that scene because you&#8217;re sad and burdened with a millenial lack of imagination and haven&#8217;t yet succumbed (succame?) to the weapons-grade nostalgic glory that is\u00a0<em>Sumerlands<\/em>. Try as you might, you just can&#8217;t picture anything more creative than\u00a0<em>Tron<\/em><em>: Legacy<\/em> while your friends tell you to check out the absolutely righteous guitar theatrics, uproarious riffs, and mighty, boozy tenor vocal seduction of Sumerlands.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s okay. We&#8217;re here to help.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your task: Find us the best <\/strong><strong>gif<\/strong><strong>\u00a0that encapsulates the 80s<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Share that gif in the comments and vote for the best. The winner will receive a free digital download of\u00a0<em>Sumerlands<\/em> courtesy of the old-school cool\u00a0<strong>Elegant Gazing Globe.\u00a0<\/strong>The losers will still get a chance to see some sweet 80s gifs and enjoy some sweet 80s riffs.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/bandcamp.com\/EmbeddedPlayer\/v=2\/album=1182265561\/size=venti\/bgcol=000000\/linkcol=BB8C42\/\" style=\"position:relative;display:block;width:400px;height:100px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Be excellent to each other, and party on!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.co\/images\/fd79f29fc2f73a5ccf84dfa888cabc61\/raw\" width=\"498\" height=\"298\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Congratulations to commenter Taylor for his victory in our last contest. Below is Taylor&#8217;s winning (albeit losing) photoshop of dying of dysentery at the <strong>Temple Nightside<\/strong>. RIP in peace, Taylor. Have your ghost email us at toiletovhell@gmail.com to collect your free code!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dys.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-56879\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dys.jpg?resize=600%2C598&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"dys\" width=\"600\" height=\"598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dys.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dys.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/dys.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t heard this new\u00a0Sumerlands album, brother you are missing out!\u00a0Picture in your mind a patriotic orgy set to the sound of eagles screaming and Eddie Van Halen wanking out an hour-long rendition of &#8220;Eruption&#8221; while Jon Stamos and Phoebe Cates exchange knowing nods in your direction while you drive off into the sunset on an LA beach in your Reaganomics-funded Delorean. Also you&#8217;re high on cocaine. Yeah, that&#8217;s how awesome\u00a0Sumerlands is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":56592,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Show us your best 80s gif and win a digital download of the riotous new Sumerlands album.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,39],"tags":[290,7627,6370,8720],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/sumer2.jpg?fit=700%2C428&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56591"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56591\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}