{"id":5711,"date":"2014-09-02T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T17:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=5711"},"modified":"2014-09-01T16:46:02","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T21:46:02","slug":"washington-think-tank-with-w-does-your-favorite-band-deserve-the-spotlight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/washington-think-tank-with-w-does-your-favorite-band-deserve-the-spotlight\/","title":{"rendered":"Washington Think Tank with W.: Does your favorite band deserve the spotlight?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Things have been too peaceful lately here in the good ol’ US of ToH. I miss the fire and the fury of campaign year, when brother is pitted against brother, dog against cat, and death metal nerds against black metal virgins. Where’s the rage? Where’s the vicious circle pit in the comments? We’re far too united in our hatred for djent, now, and I believe the toilet needs an enemy. So, barring any embarrassing Jack Bauer\u00a0slip-ups I can turn into soundbites, I’m going to do what I do best and attack some unwitting civilians. Feel the fury of the Washington Think Tank.<\/p>\n

Today\u2019s Question: Does your favorite band deserve the spotlight?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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We all know that Metalcore is terrible. Nearly every single band that was ever birthed from that liberal cesspool in New England is an absolute turd. Yet, amazingly, some of them are somehow absolutely gigantic, reaching superstar status through sheer dumb luck.<\/p>\n

Exhibit A: Killswitch Engage<\/span><\/p>\n

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I honestly don’t think there is anything particularly noteworthy\u00a0or unique about what Killswitch is doing or has ever done. Sure, Alive or Just Breathing<\/em> and the End of Heartache<\/em> are sometimes held in high esteem and featured some okay\u00a0tracks<\/a>, but they aren’t nearly as unique<\/a> (or even interesting<\/a>) as we’ve all been led to believe. Adam D. just ripped off At the Gates<\/a> and haphazardly slapped some awful clean vocals into the choruses. Where’s the passion? Where’s the heavy<\/a>? I contend that Killswitch are as big as they are due to a case of right place\/right time. The fortuitous aligning of the stars enabled them to overshadow all of the other acts that ever played metalcore, which is a crying shame, because the scene spawned at least one good band.<\/p>\n

Exhibit B: Himsa<\/span><\/p>\n

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Himsa were a fantastic ‘core band that unfortunately flew under the radar. Their final album, Summon in Thunder<\/em> was an absolute tour-de-force with which I can find no fault.<\/p>\n