{"id":59775,"date":"2016-12-16T11:00:16","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T17:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=59775"},"modified":"2016-12-16T09:53:53","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T15:53:53","slug":"flush-it-friday-xmas-etc-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-xmas-etc-etc\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush It Friday: Xmas, Etc, Etc"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>We&#8217;re closing up shop early due to xmas-related nonsense. Waste the rest of your day in here with a selection of articles that bring the war on xmas.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ages ago, there was a mysterious editor\u00a0that would compose dungeon synth and write highly entertaining posts for the Toilet ov Hell. One day he simply disappeared. No one knows what happened to that strange, caped man, but some of his arcane writings live on in the hallows of this noble commode. As we enter the infernal holiday of xmas, it felt appropriate to revisit the Masterlord&#8217;s early work in launching a comprehensive ground offensive against Santa and Bill O&#8217;Reilly. We miss you, Masterlord.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"0KedDHTNjd\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/grandma-got-blasted-in-the-face-by-a-panzerfaust-combating-christmas-music-no-1\/\">Grandma got blasted in the face by a Panzerfaust: Combating Christmas music No. 1<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/grandma-got-blasted-in-the-face-by-a-panzerfaust-combating-christmas-music-no-1\/embed\/#?secret=0KedDHTNjd\" data-secret=\"0KedDHTNjd\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Grandma got blasted in the face by a Panzerfaust: Combating Christmas music No. 1&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"CZuYnsYHXi\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-trve-combating-christmas-music-no-2\/\">All I want for Christmas is TRVE: Combating Christmas music No. 2<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-trve-combating-christmas-music-no-2\/embed\/#?secret=CZuYnsYHXi\" data-secret=\"CZuYnsYHXi\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;All I want for Christmas is TRVE: Combating Christmas music No. 2&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"MEF7NMQrh4\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/bvrning-down-the-christmas-tree-combating-christmas-music-no-3\/\">Bvrning down the Christmas tree: Combating Christmas music, No. 3<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/bvrning-down-the-christmas-tree-combating-christmas-music-no-3\/embed\/#?secret=MEF7NMQrh4\" data-secret=\"MEF7NMQrh4\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Bvrning down the Christmas tree: Combating Christmas music, No. 3&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ntHEJzg0ZZ\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/its-kvlt-outside-combating-christmas-music-no-4\/\">It&#8217;s Kvlt Outside: Combating Christmas Music No. 4<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/its-kvlt-outside-combating-christmas-music-no-4\/embed\/#?secret=ntHEJzg0ZZ\" data-secret=\"ntHEJzg0ZZ\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;It&#8217;s Kvlt Outside: Combating Christmas Music No. 4&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your continued support of this Toilet ov Hell. We&#8217;ll see you tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re closing up shop early due to xmas-related nonsense. 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