{"id":60023,"date":"2017-01-02T15:00:31","date_gmt":"2017-01-02T21:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=60023"},"modified":"2017-01-02T14:08:28","modified_gmt":"2017-01-02T20:08:28","slug":"craving-spirits-of-the-dead-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/craving-spirits-of-the-dead-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Craving &#8211; Spirits Of The Dead: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m craving some chicken fingers and curly fries.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever had a hankering for something? Sure you have. You&#8217;re human. You have wants and needs and desires. It&#8217;s perfectly natural. Have you ever wanted some questionable metal videos? Well, you wouldn&#8217;t be here if you did not.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Craving<\/strong> are a German black metal band that just recently celebrated their 10 year anniversary. Good for them! Someone send them a cake. Nothing too big. Maybe something with coconut on it. The band also recently released their latest album <i>By The Storm<\/i>. Grab a slicker and brace yourselves for their new video.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_66328\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2xErxw79kfE?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:06: White Castle would get a whole new audience if they started using that font.<br \/>\n0:12: Some prefer whiskey. Others prefer the dead.<br \/>\n0:14: RIP anyone wearing headphones.<br \/>\n0:24: That&#8217;s the \u201cDid I leave the oven on?\u201d face.<br \/>\n0:30: That&#8217;s the \u201cOh, fuck. I <i>did<\/i> leave the oven on\u201d face.<br \/>\n0:37: And that&#8217;s the \u201cI shouldn&#8217;t have had that chimichanga for breakfast\u201d face.<br \/>\n0:45: Yelling sweet nothings.<br \/>\n0:49: The urge to stick his tongue in his ear must have been great.<br \/>\n0:57: \u201cNO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!\u201d<br \/>\n1:06: The band should be craving some sleeves.<br \/>\n1:22: Hexenhammer The Goatmaster disapproves.<br \/>\n1:29: Still disapproving.<br \/>\n1:34: Shaking the camera means something is happening.<br \/>\n1:40: What&#8217;s with all the smoke. Did the band forget to set the toaster to &#8216;Medium Brown&#8217;?<br \/>\n1:51: I mean, they did forget their cables and amps.<br \/>\n2:00: And a point to this video.<br \/>\n2:07: You have the most beautiful digital eyes.<br \/>\n2:15: They really bring out the powdered sugar on your face.<br \/>\n2:21: Everyone in this band has this look on their face like you just walked in on them looking at Flintstones porn.<br \/>\n2:32: He&#8217;s got serious pudding mouth.<br \/>\n2:40: Like someone just fired a Jell-O pudding cup at his face with a slingshot and hit him square on the lips.<br \/>\n2:50: Resting Merol Face.<br \/>\n3:01: Sure would be nice to see where those epic keys were coming from.<br \/>\n3:14: I can&#8217;t provide you with any spirits of the dead, but I can take you to a Wal-Mart on Black Friday. Same thing.<br \/>\n3:23: Hail Hydra!<br \/>\n3:31: \u201cHey, girl. Want to invoke the Spirits Of The Dead and chill?\u201d<br \/>\n3:39: Whoop whoop, ninja!<br \/>\n3:43: You don&#8217;t often see the \u201cBaby made a boom-boom\u201d pose in black metal.<br \/>\n3:48: Hello me, meet the real me.<br \/>\n3:55: \u201cDo you have <i>any<\/i> idea what time it is, young man?!\u201d<br \/>\n4:00: I had no idea my soul could gag.<br \/>\n4:12: Hot n&#8217; horny black metallers are waiting to kvlt your brains out. Call now!<\/p>\n<p>You can get Craving&#8217;s\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/cravingofficial.bandcamp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">By The Storm<\/a><\/em> here courtesy of <strong>Apostasy Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m craving some chicken fingers and curly fries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":60024,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Craving - Spirits Of The Dead: A Video Breakdown","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,1806],"tags":[9392,66,9391,1558,4915],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Craving.jpg?fit=700%2C358&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60023\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/60024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}