{"id":60261,"date":"2017-01-17T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T17:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=60261"},"modified":"2017-01-17T08:38:04","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T14:38:04","slug":"review-viles-vitae-iv-spoiler-it-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-viles-vitae-iv-spoiler-it-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Viles Vitae — IV<\/i> (Spoiler: It Rules)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It is time to place Iceland on notice: If Portugal ever gets its shit together it just might prove the next geographical hotbed of awesome black metal.<\/p>\n

Case in point: Viles Vitae<\/b>‘s thematic debut\u00a0EP. In bold violation of the Toilet’s Roman Numeral Policy<\/a>, it is entitled IV<\/i>. Four songs, four elements: wind, earth, water and love<\/del> fire. (I wasn’t going to slip a Captain Planet\u00a0reference\u00a0into a black metal review because I want us all to have nice things but then I did it anyway.) Aaaaaaaaaaand that’s enough fucking around for this review, because IV<\/i> is so immediately awesome that I’m going to immediately start explaining why it is immediately awesome. (See below.)<\/p>\n