{"id":60581,"date":"2017-01-13T15:00:05","date_gmt":"2017-01-13T21:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=60581"},"modified":"2017-01-13T12:39:07","modified_gmt":"2017-01-13T18:39:07","slug":"flush-it-friday-the-13th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-the-13th\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday the 13th!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Today is a special day\u00a0that will\u00a0only happen twice this year. It&#8217;s your last chance to get spoopy until <em>October<\/em>. That&#8217;s 9 months away, y&#8217;all. So do as I do and leave your stupid job,\u00a0go\u00a0out and get a shit ass tattoo, then fire up\u00a0<em>Jason\u00a0Goes to\u00a0Hell<\/em>\u00a0because it&#8217;s Friday the 13th and the rules of polite society no longer apply.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The floor is yours for holiday-related shitposting. Thank you for your continued support of this particular e-Toilet. We&#8217;ll see you tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_67294\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iP6vSZRgOyU?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a special day\u00a0that will\u00a0only happen twice this year. It&#8217;s your last chance to get spoopy until October. That&#8217;s 9 months away, y&#8217;all. So do as I do and leave your stupid job,\u00a0go\u00a0out and get a shit ass tattoo, then fire up\u00a0Jason\u00a0Goes to\u00a0Hell\u00a0because it&#8217;s Friday the 13th and the rules of polite society no longer apply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":60582,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Flush your troubles down the drain because it's Friday (the 13th!)","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[36],"tags":[8903],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Friday-the-13th.jpg?fit=700%2C460&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60581\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/60582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}