{"id":62624,"date":"2017-02-28T11:00:28","date_gmt":"2017-02-28T17:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=62624"},"modified":"2017-02-27T23:21:06","modified_gmt":"2017-02-28T05:21:06","slug":"the-worst-metal-song-of-all-time-the-championshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/the-worst-metal-song-of-all-time-the-championshit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Metal Song of All Time: The Championshit"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Both matchups in the final four were close, but two victors (losers) have come out on top. Who will take the shit stained crown?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This final matchup was fairly predictable, but hey, a bad song is a bad song. At least we got to jam some other terrible tunes along the way. It&#8217;s about the journey, not the destination. Or something.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to decide which is worse: A band that got signed to a huge label WAYYYY too early, which exposed the world to a less-than-mediocre high school garage band with a huge budget, or the kings of buttrock, the embodiment of the ignoramus, the guys who have become a default metal band for non-metal listeners much to our chagrin. Which is the weight that is dragging the good name of metal to the dumps.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_63361\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZLk75fFXqH4?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_66557\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ViSZI6UJEUQ?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>[yop_poll id=&#8221;268&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Worst-Song-6.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-62625\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Worst-Song-6.jpg?resize=1039%2C530&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1039\" height=\"530\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Worst-Song-6.jpg?w=1039&amp;ssl=1 1039w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Worst-Song-6.jpg?resize=300%2C153&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Worst-Song-6.jpg?resize=768%2C392&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Worst-Song-6.jpg?resize=1024%2C522&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1039px) 100vw, 1039px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both matchups in the final four were close, but two victors (losers) have come out on top. 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