{"id":66603,"date":"2017-05-30T15:00:12","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T20:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=66603"},"modified":"2017-05-29T22:11:10","modified_gmt":"2017-05-30T03:11:10","slug":"custard-queen-of-snow-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/custard-queen-of-snow-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Custard &#8211; Queen Of Snow: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Enjoy a heaping helping of German power metal.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Custard is a mixture of cooked eggs and milk or cream. With a little bit of sugar and vanilla, it goes great in pies, cakes, and other baked desserts. It can also be enjoyed as a delicious frozen treat. Oh, and it\u2019s also a German power metal band that has been around since the late 80\u2019s. No, I have no idea why a band would name themselves \u201cCustard\u201d but here we are and here they are with their first album in 5 years. How does the band celebrate the release of their new album <em>A Realm Of Tales<\/em>? With some bad special effects.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_37203\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PSJGgqXQMVA?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:01: If you think that\u2019s bad, you should see what comes out the other end.<br \/>\n0:11: They better be cooking up some custard with that fire.<br \/>\n0:14: \u201cIt was the most I ever ate and it changed my life forever. The end.\u201d<br \/>\n0:19: \u201c\u2019Learn the lute\u2019 they said. \u2018You\u2019ll get chicks\u2019 they said.\u201d<br \/>\n0:22: That\u2019s his teeth-cleaning axe.<br \/>\n0:26: Hey, it\u2019s <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.photograve.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/snowy_shaw_promo1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Snowy Shaw<\/a><\/strong>!<br \/>\n0:33: Today\u2019s weather: Cloudy with a chance of grandmas.<br \/>\n0:38: Nothing like some Mountain Dew: Code Red to wash down some gamey mutton.<br \/>\n0:42: Ah, yes. Ancient warriors were known for their fingerless gloves. Vape pens, too.<br \/>\n0:46: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br \/>\n0:54: Oh, no! He\u2019s sentenced to the Phantom Zone like General Zod!<br \/>\n1:03: It was nice of the Queen of Snow to let them bring their instruments into the gaping nothingness.<br \/>\n1:12: \u201cPor que?!?!?!?!?!?\u201d<br \/>\n1:19: I\u2019m going to guess \u201cWe\u2019ll fix it in post\u201d was said a lot during this video shoot.<br \/>\n1:24: Extreme Metal Dad Closeup!<br \/>\n1:35: The fake snow really helps distract from the other fake things.<br \/>\n1:39: Did they really add digital snow when there is real snow on the ground?<br \/>\n1:47: I guess it\u2019s silly to try to look for logic in a music video by a band named \u201cCustard\u201d.<br \/>\n1:56: I assume they\u2019re so close together because they have to huddle for computer-generated warmth.<br \/>\n2:02: You don\u2019t see enough pirouettes in metal nowadays.<br \/>\n2:10: Everyone looks so stern. It\u2019s like they don\u2019t know what type of video they\u2019re in.<br \/>\n2:21: Oh, yeah. This is much better than using a real location.<br \/>\n2:25: It looks like he\u2019s wearing a couch cushion.<br \/>\n2:31: Please, Custard. I beg of you. Stop. Stop now.<br \/>\n2:34: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br \/>\n2:36: WHY ISN\u2019T HE WEARING A SHIRT ANYMORE?!<br \/>\n2:39: These porn parodies are getting out of hand.<br \/>\n2:46: We\u2019re very close to putting a NSFW tag on this video.<br \/>\n2:53: We\u2019re now heading into MST3K territory.<br \/>\n2:58: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they\u2019re all dead.<br \/>\n3:05: Hugs!<br \/>\n3:12: Countess Dooku.<br \/>\n3:20: The only thing missing is the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/sunless-sky-subzero-a-video-breakdown\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ice spider<\/a> from the <strong>Sunless Sky<\/strong> video.<br \/>\n3:25: He was just doing the \u201cHey! Hey!\u201d chant with no actual \u201cHeys\u201d in the song.<br \/>\n3:36: That ice cave has incredible acoustics.<br \/>\n3:43: The movements of an awkward pear.<br \/>\n3:49: Shot from the hoagie\u2019s point of view.<br \/>\n4:03: The Queen Of Snow demands you shave your stubble.<br \/>\n4:09: The cave has its own string accompaniment.<br \/>\n4:17: This video could really use a Heat Miser or two.<br \/>\n4:26: Maybe a couple of snow cones too.<br \/>\n4:37: Fire and ice and probably a lot of Bengay ointment when this is over.<br \/>\n4:46: Come on kids, get your Custard wobble on.<br \/>\n4:55: Field goal!<br \/>\n5:04: Oh my god! We get it! Fire and ice!<br \/>\n5:17: Vicious sarcastic slow clap from the Queen of Snow.<br \/>\n5:28: I\u2019m starting to feel like that clap was meant for us.<br \/>\n5:36: Quite the \u201cFellowship of the warrior\u201d guys.<br \/>\nCustard\u2019s new album <em>A Realm Of Tales<\/em> is out now via<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enjoy a heaping helping of German power metal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":66604,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Oh god, what the hell. 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