{"id":67332,"date":"2017-06-14T13:00:07","date_gmt":"2017-06-14T18:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=67332"},"modified":"2017-06-14T12:09:30","modified_gmt":"2017-06-14T17:09:30","slug":"you-pick-the-sexiest-dude-in-metal-round-of-32-pt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/you-pick-the-sexiest-dude-in-metal-round-of-32-pt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You Pick the Sexiest Dude in Metal: Round of 32 (pt. 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"
The full field of 32 is revealed! Did your favorite hottie make the cut? Find out and vote them to the top!<\/p>\n
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In our most titillating competition yet, YOU\u00a0get to pick\u00a0the sexiest dude in all of metal. Inspired by Revolver Magazine, who, against all odds and relevance, just published their annual collection of the “25\u00a0HOTTEST CHICKS IN HARD ROCK”, we’ve decided to reduce\u00a0humanity to its basest, most bangable instincts.\u00a0The TovH writing staff made our selections for 32 of our favorite heavy metal hunks and\u00a0we’ve\u00a0placed them all in\u00a0sweaty head-to-head competition against each other for our own carnal amusement. We’ve decided to include metal guys young and old, in addition to a couple of\u00a0dearly departed, especially sexy dudes. Which hottie will take home the crown of Sexiest Dude in Metal? It’s up to you, the reader. Make your picks and then put your bold predictions for the tournament in the comments.<\/p>\n
Did you miss the first half? Go here to put in your votes for the first 16 competitors<\/a>.<\/p>\n This\u00a0musclebound daredevil of DEP always leaves\u00a0his fans\u00a0satisfied.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n The Toilet ov Hell writers are suckers for this\u00a0BtBaM vocalist’s book-ish good looks and progressive tunes.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Eric Adams has made a career of oiling himself up and stripping down to a loin cloth. Is he asking for the title of sexiest dude in metal?<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Tomas B\u00f6rje Forsberg, or Quorthon to his legions of fans, will forever be remembered for his contributions to black metal and high cheek bones.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Tosin’s otherworldly technical guitar playing and dashing\u00a0good looks leave us Weightless<\/em>.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n This babely Brit helped found several genres of extreme metal and looked damn good doing it.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n This\u00a0sexy Brazilian shredder can tame even the most savage\u00a0Mustaine with his nimble fingers and strong jawline.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n As a\u00a0blogger, musician, AND avid gym-goer, Doug Moore is the complete package and we’re here to unwrap it.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Enslaved guitarist Ice Dale is our token representative\u00a0for all big, sexy Norwegians.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n While most power metal bands simply\u00a0LARP in elfric\u00a0costumes, Twilight Force managed to find an Orlando Bloom stand-in to handle vocal duties.\u00a0Expelliarmus!<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Keith’s boyish\u00a0good looks give us all thoughts of\u00a0The Big Dirty.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n The ETID guitarist is a part-time pro wrestler and a full-time beefcake.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n We’re singing the praises of this\u00a0Finnish dreamboat entirely in the Swedish language. It’s filthy, so we can’t translate it here.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n This fair-skinned ginger melodeath pioneer has the Character<\/em> needed to be nominated today.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n The sole drummer in our bracket, Adam Jarvis earned his spot with his toned forearms and skillful stick work.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n George Clarke has it all. Looks, fame, cool sunglasses<\/a>, and incredible wizard powers<\/a>. Is this his competition to lose?<\/p>\n
\nGreg Puciato (Dillinger Escape Plan)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Tommy Giles (Between the Buried and Me)<\/h3>\n
\nEric Adams (Manowar)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Quorthon (Bathory)<\/h3>\n
\nTosin Abasi (Animals As Leaders)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Bill Steer (Carcass)<\/h3>\n
\nKiko Louriero (Angra, Megadeth)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Doug Moore (Pyrrhon)<\/h3>\n
\nIce Dale (Enslaved, Audrey Horne)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Chrileon (Twilight Force)<\/h3>\n
\nKeith Buckley (Every Time I Die)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Andy Williams (Every Time I Die)<\/h3>\n
\nVreth (Finntroll)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
Mikael Stanne (Dark Tranquility, Hammerfall)<\/h3>\n
\nAdam Jarvis (Misery Index, Pig Destroyer)<\/h3>\n
VS.<\/h3>\n
George Clarke (Deafheaven)<\/h3>\n
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