{"id":68429,"date":"2017-07-10T15:00:50","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T20:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=68429"},"modified":"2017-07-10T08:10:56","modified_gmt":"2017-07-10T13:10:56","slug":"eskimo-callboy-mc-thunder-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/eskimo-callboy-mc-thunder-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Eskimo Callboy &#8211; MC Thunder: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Not an advertisement for the newest McDonald\u2019s sandwich, but it will also make you violently ill.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cA rose by any other name would smell as sweet.\u201d Whoever said that was a) a fuckin\u2019 nerd who probably wasn\u2019t an outlaw metal alpha b) did not know there would be a band named \u201cEskimo Callboy\u201d. This is one of those times when you should judge a book by its cover and that\u2019s coming from a blog called \u201cToilet Ov Hell\u201d. The name Eskimo Callboy is the equivalent of nature giving some poisonous animal bright colors: it\u2019s a warning to stay away.<\/p>\n<p>This German metalcore band has been around since 2010 and their name has never managed to not make me full-body fear-spasm. It\u2019s like when you see a band <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BFBjY_Kj2ko\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">replace an \u201cS\u201d with a \u201cZ\u201d in their name<\/a>. You know you\u2019re in for a bad time. The band has impressively managed to get on major metal festivals and is currently on Century Media Records. Is there is more to the band than just a terrible name? Have we been missing out on something special just because their name sounds like something a waking coma patient might blurt out because their vocal chords have gone unused for a long time? Let\u2019s find out.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_24988\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wobbf3lb2nk?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:01: Nope. We weren\u2019t wrong.<br \/>\n0:08: I keep misreading the song title as \u201cMC Chunder\u201d.<br \/>\n0:10: Oh, wow! THE HandOfBlood?!<br \/>\n0:11: Who or what the fuck is HandOfBlood?<br \/>\n0:15: Is that HandOfBlood?<br \/>\n0:19: Is that?<br \/>\n0:25: I don\u2019t think we\u2019ll ever really know that answer.<br \/>\n0:31: Oh, jeez. It\u2019s going to be one of <em>those<\/em> videos.<br \/>\n0:36: You know the kind, where someone is ha-ha-lariously retro fashion and they act like a douche.<br \/>\n0:41: Was that ever a funny idea? I mean, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Blink 182<\/a> did that years ago and it sucked then too.<br \/>\n0:46: Saving for a future @MetalwoContext post.<br \/>\n0:51: Gross. Who knows where that tongue has been?<br \/>\n1:04: Please drive off the cliff. Please drive off the cliff. Please drive off the cliff.<br \/>\n1:10: I\u2019ll remember this song every time someone complains about nu metal.<br \/>\n1:17: Oh sweet Jebus, these lyrics.<br \/>\n1:26: It\u2019s like someone took the dumbest club song and went \u201cYeah, but let\u2019s rub our dirty assholes on it first.\u201d<br \/>\n1:34: The next time you listen to an incredible, but unsigned, band, just remember that these guys are signed to a major metal label.<br \/>\n1:42: So the concept for this video is \u201cSome dickhole wears a stupid wig and drives around California.\u201d<br \/>\n1:48: Oh, and he\u2019s a total fucking creepbag.<br \/>\n1:57: He\u2019s currently contemplating his next \u201cWomen are ruining metal\u201d column for Death Metal Underground.<br \/>\n2:08: Cadillac should sue Eskimo Callboy for defamation.<br \/>\n2:16: A moody 16 year old could crank out more meaningful lyrics.<br \/>\n2:29: This is a lovely reminder that rising sea levels will eventually prevent more Eskimo Callboy songs from being written.<br \/>\n2:40: He\u2019s saying \u201cKick here\u201d.<br \/>\n2:47: Did Eskimo Callboy or the video\u2019s director demand that \u201cWhite Trash Hitler\u201d be the star of the show?<br \/>\n2:56: May this be used in every sexual harassment in the workplace video from here to eternity.<br \/>\n3:09: Come on, snipers. Where are you?<br \/>\n3:14: Many, many people watched this video before it was released and were like \u201cYup, this is exactly what we want people to see when thinking of our music.\u201d<br \/>\n3:25: Eskimo Callboy: Music For When Your Standards Are Already Too Low.<br \/>\n3:33: It\u2019s worth pointing out that this band had a song called \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CZnezVP2qow\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Is Anyone Up?<\/a>\u201d If that sounds familiar, it\u2019s because it was also the name of a revenge porn site. The owner of that site went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/life-style\/gadgets-and-tech\/news\/hunter-moore-jail-isanyoneup-revenge-porn-a6761126.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">jail<\/a>.<br \/>\n3:41: Here\u2019s hoping Cadillac has lax airbag standards.<br \/>\n3:46: Holy shit, there\u2019s actually a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cJMYqz5-nUg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">behind the scenes video<\/a> for this nothing sandwich.<br \/>\n3:50: The lesson here is to absolutely judge a book by its cover and judge a band by its stupid fucking name.<\/p>\n<p>Eskimo Callboy\u2019s album <em>The Scene<\/em> is out on August 25<sup>th<\/sup>, 2017 via <strong>Century Media Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not an advertisement for the newest McDonald\u2019s sandwich, but it will also make you violently ill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":68430,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"This sucks harder than anything that has ever sucked before.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,1806],"tags":[333,5063,144,1558,4915,10755],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/eskimocallboy.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68429\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}