{"id":69264,"date":"2017-07-29T09:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-07-29T14:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=69264"},"modified":"2017-07-29T16:37:12","modified_gmt":"2017-07-29T21:37:12","slug":"riff-of-the-week-ussr-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-of-the-week-ussr-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff Of The Week: USSR Edition<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u043f\u0440\u0438\u0432\u0435\u043b B \u0432\u044b \u043e\u0442\u00a0Google Translate<\/strong> – “\u041a\u043e\u0433\u0434\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u044d\u0442\u043e \u043d\u0443\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0431\u044b\u0441\u0442\u0440\u043e, \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e!<\/em>“.<\/p>\n

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Last week we were massively spoiled for choice in our 3rd Birthday Celebration<\/a> round extravaganza. Pretty sure there’s some kind of\u00a0psychoanalytic behavioural theory<\/del>\u00a0nerd shit behind the results. When confronted with so many choices, the majority of subjects will tend to opt for the first offered or something along those lines? The “Ugh. Whatever. Fuck it<\/em>” theory? No matter\u00a0the answer, in the end Carcass blew out the opposition’s candles, pretended to enjoy all\u00a0the shitty presents, then proceeded to use\u00a0the cake knife to remove the ear lobes of the 11 people who intrusively took photos of them while they were\u00a0eating. So uhh…well done Dougie boy, you’ve won a free hour of aimlessly perusing a Wikipedia topic\u00a0of your choice.<\/p>\n

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This week we went back to the USSR and scored some siqq Slavic riffs. There might not be as many submissions as last week but what we did get is an overproof batch of pure triple distilled quality. Did you really think you were going to read this without a token\u00a0vodka reference? Hahah, you\u00a0\u043a\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043d \u0432\u0435\u0440\u0431\u043b\u044e\u0434. You\u00a0\u0433\u043b\u0443\u043f\u044b\u0439\u00a0\u0433\u043b\u0443\u043f\u044b\u0439\u00a0\u043c\u0443\u0442\u043d\u044b\u0439\u00a0\u043a\u0440\u0435\u0442\u0438\u043d \u0432\u0435\u0440\u0431\u043b\u044e\u0434. Remember to use the PROMO CODE PLINTH<\/strong>\u00a0to go into the draw to win a sack of Petrov’s Pre-Fermented Potatoes\u2122, now guaranteed to be 86% eyeless or your rubles back! Here are\u00a0the riffs…<\/p>\n

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Vlad Tepes – “Trooper” (Riff @ 0:00)<\/h3>\n