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On September 11th,\u00a01997, Art Bell, host of Coast to Coast AM<\/em>,\u00a0the preeminent talk show for paranormal discussion, took a call from a man claiming to be an ex-employee of the United States government’s secret Area 51 facility at Groom lake, Nevada<\/a>. The man claimed to have been on the run from the Federal government’s Men in Black<\/a>, the taskforce responsible for investigating encounters with extraterrestrials and suppressing knowledge of those encounters from disseminating among the populace, after having been discharged from Area 51 a week before. “What we’re thinking of as aliens, Art, they’re extradimensional beings that an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with,” the caller stammers, clearly in shock and terror. “They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of aspects of the military establishment.” As the caller’s panic escalates, the talk reaches a fever pitch, culminating with, “And there’s a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now, Art, but they are not doing anything.” Shortly after the caller warns, “They want those major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily controllable,” the entire radio program was knocked off the air. Was the caller silenced? Has the secret New World Order<\/a> cabal kept us in the dark? Twenty years from that fateful call,\u00a0Reptilian Illuminati<\/strong> are here to spread the truth and to help us take the leap from dark to light.<\/p>\n

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What you need to understand before pressing play on the brilliant new instrumental doom album\u00a0Dark\/Light\u00a0<\/em>from the awakened prophets in Reptilian Illuminati is that this world is not as it seems. There is a hierarchy of existence, and we humans are on the the bottom of the food chain. It is our essence, specifically that energy contained in our calcified third eyes within our pineal glands<\/a>, that our reptilian overlords, the shapeshifting extradimensional beings that orchestrate our government from the shadows, desire. The government keeps us pacified with fluoride in our water<\/a>,\u00a0chemicals in our air<\/a>, art in our airports<\/a>, and natural disasters in our weather system created by the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP<\/a>) device. The illuminati is everywhere, always watching, tracking, listening. To them, you are a sheep.<\/p>\n

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But fear not, for there is a way to wake up to the truth all around you. In addition to practical solutions, such as wearing tinfoil hats to protect yourself from the electromagnetic smog of the reptilians’ obtrusive Wi-Fi network<\/a>, covering foliage in your region in white sheets to block harmful radioactive waves from household electronics<\/a>,\u00a0and spraying vinegar in your yard to break up chemtrail residue<\/a>, you can listen to the words of free thinkers and open your third eye. To aid you along the path to spiritual enlightenment and aligned chakras, Reptilian Illuminati have compiled ten cases from the files of\u00a0Balaam, Zann, & Associates<\/strong> for your awakening. Press play below, read the stories, and look beneath your surface. Soon, very soon indeed, you’ll be able to recognize the lies about NASA’s ice wall<\/a>, spot Nibiru with your telescope<\/a>, demand the truth behind controlled thermite detonations<\/a>,\u00a0and identify attendees of the annual Bohemian Grove Cremation of Care <\/a>as globalist traitors of the human race. Soon, you’ll be able to join the global resistance against the new slavery.<\/p>\n

But first, a test. The following checklist<\/a> was developed by the sadly defunct AlienHub<\/a> (knocked offline this year by the globalists to keep the truth hidden) and adapted from the groundbreaking work of our truther forefather David Icke. Before proceeding to the truth below, please ensure that you are not a reptilian infiltrator. If you are a human, you will be able to leave all of the items below unmarked. If you match any of the criteria below, you are likely a hideous vestige of the Anunnaki<\/a>, a member of Jim Morrison’s cult<\/a>, or\u00a0one of\u00a0Yakub’s twisted works<\/a>\u00a0that has banded together with our alien overlords to subjugate the free peoples of Earth, and I renounce you and banish you from this site.<\/p>\n

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1. Roswell, N.M. 1947<\/h1>\n

Dark\/Light<\/em> opens with an audio clip recounting the single most important UFO case, the crash of an alien vessel in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. Although the government has long denied the nature of the crash, first reporting that the downed vessel was a weather balloon<\/a> and then, in the 1990s, disclosing two classified reports claiming the ship was actually a nuclear monitoring device developed as part of Project Mogul<\/a>, a number of government and military personnel, including Colonel Philip J. Corso<\/a>, have gone on the record reporting the truth of the matter, bravely denying the official government cover-up of the incident. The truth of the matter is that in 1947, an alien vessel composed of a semi-solid material crash-landed on a ranch 30 miles north of Roswell. A man named William Brazel discovered the wreckage and the bodies of extraterrestrials from the downed vessel, but the site was soon cordoned by men in black, the wreckage recovered, and the bodies taken to a secret compound in Nevada. The initial report from Roswell Army Air Field that a flying disc had been recovered from the site was contradicted by Commanding General of the Eighth Air Force Roger Ramey, and the weather balloon cover-up was concocted.<\/p>\n

As the opening riffs of the album swell, cutting through a dense fog of acoustic guitars that blinds the vision, a narrator recounts, likely from the perspective of an Air Force investigator, the paper-thin, almost weightless material that composed the alien spacecraft. As we now know, that material was reverse-engineered<\/a> to grant humanity a much-needed boost in technological advancement so that we could ultimately be more useful to our reptilian masters. Two alien bodies were also discovered at the site, as verified by a welder at the initial scene<\/a>, and the findings from the autopsies conducted on those aliens have been used through GMO-development<\/a> to alter biological life here on Earth as part of the globalist agenda.<\/p>\n