{"id":70806,"date":"2017-09-08T15:00:08","date_gmt":"2017-09-08T20:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=70806"},"modified":"2017-09-07T23:03:25","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T04:03:25","slug":"flush-it-friday-these-pugs-are-outta-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-these-pugs-are-outta-control\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush It Friday: These Pugs Are Outta Control"},"content":{"rendered":"
Now is the time for Friday.<\/p>\n
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Hi everyone. The last few weeks have been incredibly, relentlessly hectic. I’ve encountered deeply complicated and completely unexpected challenges that I’m still reeling from. Over the past couple of days, things have mercifully slowed down a bit. While I’ve been\u00a0catching a breath, I couldn’t help but notice that my pugs are being bad as hell.<\/p>\n
These boys need training. Franklin the puppy only pauses from eating weird shit so that he can lick me relentlessly. Nathan, the elder tripod, no longer listens to my commands, preferring instead to run away from me to eat china berries and torment my poor cats. They both get a butt-ton of exercise and yet their indolence persists.<\/p>\n