{"id":70848,"date":"2017-09-09T09:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-09-09T14:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=70848"},"modified":"2017-09-09T06:50:50","modified_gmt":"2017-09-09T11:50:50","slug":"riff-of-the-week-bands-please-do-more-of-this-shit-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-of-the-week-bands-please-do-more-of-this-shit-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff Of The Week: Bands Please Do More Of This Shit Edition<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Riff Of The Week is filmed in front of a captive studio audience.<\/p>\n

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Last week’s\u00a0Lunar Riff Of The Week<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0saw one of the contest’s underdogs\u00a0just manage to eclipse some superstars, with Kalmah<\/strong> shutting out Type O Negative<\/strong>, Mayhem<\/strong>, Dead Kennedys,<\/strong> et al. Well done to the enigmatic caveman known as\u00a0Gorak, may you stealthily club many a mastodon in the umbra of victory.<\/p>\n

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This week asked for riffs featuring techniques you wanna see more<\/strong> of<\/strong> in metal. You responded by asking for MOAR whammy cowbell, galloping cowbell, start-stop bendy-ass cowbell, papal skateboard stunts, and cowbell\u00a0scrapes. Which one of those suits you most? Make sure you use the PROMO CODE SPLURGE<\/strong>\u00a0after voting to get your free 4 year mandatory trial of Stype’s Pre-Pulled Toilet Paper\u00a9 – “You’ll Wipe A New Record With Stype’s”.<\/p>\n

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Positronic Brain<\/h2>\n

Pantera – “Becoming” (Riff @ 0:04)<\/h3>\n