{"id":71267,"date":"2017-09-19T15:00:18","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T20:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=71267"},"modified":"2017-09-18T04:51:18","modified_gmt":"2017-09-18T09:51:18","slug":"nachtblut-lied-fur-die-gotter-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/nachtblut-lied-fur-die-gotter-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Nachtblut &#8211; Lied F\u00fcr die G\u00f6tter: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Das kannst du deiner Oma erz\u00e4hlen.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nachtblut is a gothic metal band from Germany. You could easily confuse them with the German black metal project named <a href=\"https:\/\/www.metal-archives.com\/bands\/Nachtblut\/94175\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nachtblut<\/a>. Or the other Germany black metal band also named <a href=\"https:\/\/www.metal-archives.com\/bands\/Nachtblut\/64996\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nachtblut<\/a>. Jeez, guys. \u201cNightblood\u201d sounds all cool and spoopy, but maybe try something else. \u201cNachtbutt\u201d was right there for the taking (or grabbing, pinching, or spanking per your interests and given consent). Even \u201cNotbutt\u201d would\u2019ve been good. Oh, well. Hold on to your nactbutts for a new video from Nachtblut.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_30013\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vHYt-EGPqT4?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>0:10: Through the fire and the grandpa guitars we carry on!<br \/>\n0:16 Missed opportunity not putting some marshmallows on the end of the guitar.<br \/>\n0:22: I am so ready for Nachtblut\u2019s rendition of \u201cHot Cross Buns\u201d.<br \/>\n0:29: All that\u2019s missing is a mighty \u201cHail Dale!\u201d<br \/>\n0:36: They\u2019re all either in corpsepaint or just dove face-first into a pile of powdered donuts.<br \/>\n0:41: It\u2019s a weird juxtaposition between the face paint and the black color of their torsos.<br \/>\n0:48: Like, why not just wear shirts or paint yourselves completely white?<br \/>\n0:54: The camera keeps autofocusing, so I guess it doesn\u2019t really matter.<br \/>\n0:59: All I can think about is Dee bird jokes from It\u2019s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.<br \/>\n1:03: Here\u2019s some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9zi5f5Acarw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">good ones<\/a>.<br \/>\n1:08: Mmmm that German language is really something.<br \/>\n1:14: Really just tickles your ear with its sweet sounds and violent gurgles.<br \/>\n1:21: If you told me that it was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/mortiis-the-shining-lamp-of-god-a-video-breakdown\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mortiis<\/a> fronting this band, I would doubt you for a second.<br \/>\n1:28: Take out the vocals and this could be a <strong>Nightwish<\/strong> song.<br \/>\n1:37: The fan is set to \u201c80\u2019s hair metal\u201d.<br \/>\n1:47: We get it! You didn\u2019t film the video with a good camera!<br \/>\n1:55: This is going to be one of those videos where absolutely nothing happens, isn\u2019t it?<br \/>\n2:02: Having pieces of paper fly around doesn\u2019t count as something happening.<br \/>\n2:05: Ja, ich bin sexy times.<br \/>\n2:13: Now I\u2019m just invested in his lip ring getting caught in something and they have to call the fire department.<br \/>\n2:22: Feel free to use that idea for your next video, Nachtblut.<br \/>\n2:29: Quality usage of Fun Dip.<br \/>\n2:36: Maybe they\u2019ll blow into that flute and some Pixy Stix dust will fly out.<br \/>\n2:39: Someone let the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-special-edition-the-complete-history-of-black-metal\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Nekro Wraither<\/a> know about all this candy metal.<br \/>\n2:44: Good choice going with the Mango Habanero wings, bro.<br \/>\n2:55: The keyboardist has one move, but it\u2019s a good one. I call it \u201cGrim Steel\u201d.<br \/>\n3:03: There\u2019s an awful lack of blut in this video.<br \/>\n3:11: And I have to question if it is really nacht when they filmed it.<br \/>\n3:19: Worst mime ever.<br \/>\n3:28: Pop rocks!<br \/>\n3:34: \u201cTry our new serrano lime wings. They\u2019re to die f\u2026owowowowowowowow!\u201d<br \/>\n3:41: All those papers swirling around were used for better video ideas.<br \/>\n3:48: Cocaine!<br \/>\n3:55: Caw! Caw!<br \/>\n4:02: Used Arby\u2019s wrappers would\u2019ve been a better choice.<br \/>\nNachtblut\u2019s album <em>Apostasie<\/em> is out on October 13<sup>th<\/sup> via <strong>Napalm Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das kannst du deiner Oma erz\u00e4hlen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":71268,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"l\u00f6lbluttz","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[10479,11059,2795,1558,4915],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/nachtblut.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71267\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}