{"id":71820,"date":"2017-09-30T09:00:36","date_gmt":"2017-09-30T14:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=71820"},"modified":"2017-09-30T09:33:35","modified_gmt":"2017-09-30T14:33:35","slug":"riff-of-the-week-2017-third-quarter-giveaway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-of-the-week-2017-third-quarter-giveaway\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff Of The Week: 2017 Third Quarter Giveaway<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Three-quarters of the year gone. My bag of riffs is overflowing, is yours?<\/p>\n

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Before we get into this week’s contest, let’s take a look at the results from last week’s massive September Free-For-All Edition<\/a>. Normally when we get a tonne of submissions the voting is pretty spread-out across the entries, however, last week the slimy overlords at Slugdge<\/strong> enacted<\/a> their gigantic gastropodial garrison and absolutely devoured the competition. This was one of the most dominating displays I’ve ever overseen during my tenure as RotW’s arsehole arbiter. HAIL MOLLUSCA!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This week we’re celebrating\/commiserating the fact that 2017 is 75% over. We’ve already had our First Quarter<\/a> and Half-Yearly<\/a> giveaway comps, and now we must do battle yet again. However, when I logged into the Riff inbox on Friday, I was greeted with one lonely entry. This put me in the difficult situation of having to go against my overwhelmingly\u00a0 pure\u00a0laziness<\/del>\u00a0morality and submit something myself. Don’t complain if your fave riff wasn’t mentioned, because you didn’t send it in, did you? You fucking buffoon. Don’t forget to use the PROMO CODE\u00a0PLOD<\/strong>\u00a0after voting to get your 6th litre of blood free of charge on your next transfusion at Scott’s Plasma & Prune Juice Emporium.<\/p>\n

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Egg Beater<\/h2>\n

Witch Vomit – “Fevers Of Torment” (Riff @ 3:33)<\/h3>\n