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Patreon subscribers can count on some extremely cool shit coming their way.<\/p>\n

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Friends, it is Friday. I’ve been hard at work putting together an extremely spoopy collection of goodies for those of you with the kindness of heart to throw wadded up dollar bills at my g-string via Patreon<\/a>. You can look forward to a hilarious bonus podcast episode with me, Breno, and 365. You can look forward to an extremely dank Halloween-themed playlist of metal jams from and inspired by horror movies. You can look forward to a physical cassette of that spooky playlist, hand assembled by yours truly (alongside some bonus swag and a handwritten thank you note).<\/p>\n

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If you haven’t yet joined the Patreon action, subscribe before October 1st<\/a> and you’ll get these sweet ass goods delivered to your face\/ears\/address\/being.<\/p>\n

I’m getting back to dubbing these tapes. The floor is yours! Thank you for your continued support of this iToilet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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