{"id":72156,"date":"2017-10-07T09:00:31","date_gmt":"2017-10-07T14:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=72156"},"modified":"2017-10-07T00:09:54","modified_gmt":"2017-10-07T05:09:54","slug":"riff-of-the-week-the-chasm-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-of-the-week-the-chasm-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff Of The Week: The Chasm Edition<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Brought to you by\u00a0Pantheistic Airways\u00ae – “Fly\u00a0Quetzalcoatl<\/em>\u00a0or die”.<\/i><\/p>\n

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Before we journey into the deep, let’s take a quick look at last week’s results from our 2017 Third Quarter Edition<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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As you can see, aside from 84.2% of people being diagnosed as clinically deaf, there was a goddamn tie. Those who’ve been around since the days when Masterlord started this competition will know how he despised draws. In these forsaken events he would often determine a victor by arbitrarily awarding the contest to his favourite riff. While it would be very Biesy<\/a> for me to do this, it wouldn’t be fair. In the event\u00a0of none of the riffs meeting standard, he would give it to third or even last place. This would also be quite Biesy<\/a>, but similarly unfair. So I decided to flip a coin. Upon opening my wallet, an abyssal maw opened and began to suck in the very fabric of space-time surrounding me. This revealed to me two things – a) physics is garbage, and b)\u00a0I’m broke as shit and I blame science<\/a>. Fuck you,\u00a0everybody loses.<\/p>\n

This week, to mark the first new material from the legendary Mexican death metal overlords in almost a decade, we asked for riffs strictly from The Chasm<\/strong>‘s immaculate discography. Today, there are no wrong answers. Everybody wins.<\/p>\n

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Lacertilian<\/h2>\n

The Chasm – “Entering A Superior Dimension” (Riff @ 1:00)<\/h3>\n