{"id":72198,"date":"2017-10-09T15:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-10-09T20:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=72198"},"modified":"2017-10-09T15:31:15","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T20:31:15","slug":"samael-black-supremacy-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/samael-black-supremacy-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Samael &#8211; Black Supremacy: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>I do not like it, <strong>Samael<\/strong>. I do not like green eggs and kale.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Depending on the religion, Samael is usually considered either the Angel of Death or a demon. Oh, and it\u2019s also a black metal\/industrial metal band that\u2019s been kicking around since 1988. Admittedly, I don\u2019t really know much about Samael. Sure, I know the name and I\u2019ve listened to a song before, but it\u2019s always been an \u201cin one ear and out the other\u201d sort of situation. Heck, I just found out they were Swiss. I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever come across a Samael fan or seen one of their shirts in the wild, but they obviously have an audience if they\u2019ve been playing for almost thirty years. Maybe their new song will make you a fan. Or maybe it will make you cringe like you&#8217;ve never cringed before.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_80687\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hL4u-rs4GAQ?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:08: Illuminati confirmed.<br \/>\n0:13: Evil techno dance party also confirmed.<br \/>\n0:22: I\u2019m not sure what\u2019s happening, but it is definitely happening.<br \/>\n0:27: A cold nose means he\u2019s healthy.<br \/>\n0:31: TIL that Samael\u2019s vocalist is part goat.<br \/>\n0:36: And maybe a dash of <strong>Wayne Static<\/strong>.<br \/>\n0:43: You can also find him in the new book \u201cThe Big Book Of Swiss Smiles\u201d.<br \/>\n0:48: How does he managed to spend so much time grooming and still look like a mess?<br \/>\n0:54: Uh oh. I don\u2019t like where this is going.<br \/>\n1:01: Okay, now I know why they were just filming his mouth.<br \/>\n1:09: Today is the day of misinterpreting song meanings.<br \/>\n1:17: I didn\u2019t know <a href=\"http:\/\/imagecache2.allposters.com\/images\/EVTPOD\/MCDJASI-EC002.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Al Jolson<\/a> was in Samael.<br \/>\n1:22: If he says \u201cMammy!\u201d I\u2019m out of here.<br \/>\n1:28: Is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=z2zMrjBLwn8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">C. Thomas Howell<\/a> on drums too?<br \/>\n1:36: Anyone else noticing the subliminal Tri-Force symbol quickly popping up in the video.<br \/>\n1:42: Is this really a Ganon propaganda video?<br \/>\n1:50: Actual sentence in the description: \u201cFrighteningly brutal, a colorless bouquet from the withered flowers of <strong>BEHEMOTH<\/strong> and <strong>DIMMU BORGIR<\/strong>!\u201d<br \/>\n1:55: I know what those words mean, but that sentence doesn\u2019t make sense.<br \/>\n2:06: This whole video was just a prank by the other band members. They told him it was regular moisturizer in the bottle.<br \/>\n2:13: Getting a heavy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KuBnnnI0DXI\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u201cRowdy\u201d Roddy Piper<\/a> vibe right now.<br \/>\n2:24: Director: \u201cFor this video, you\u2019re going to rub black paint all over your body.\u201d<br \/>\n2:30: Vocalist: \u201cThen what?\u201d<br \/>\n2:36: Director: \u201cWhat do you mean \u2018then what?\u2019 That\u2019s it!\u201d<br \/>\n2:44: Probably should have the world \u201cKILL\u201d flash in front of a white man covered in black paint.<br \/>\n2:52: Real should be in quotes.<br \/>\n3:03: I\u2019d hate to see the bathtub when he cleaned up.<br \/>\n3:12: Shaking the camera = something is happening.<br \/>\n3:26: Some tiki torch -carrying chode is probably really mad about this song.<br \/>\n3:32: I hope it gets him fired from Little Caesar\u2019s.<br \/>\n3:43: If the vocalist really wanted to, he would have covered his teeth in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Black-Jack-Gum-20-ct\/dp\/B0007OVVZM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Black Jack gum<\/a>.<br \/>\n3:54: Well that was incredibly uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>Samael\u2019s new album <em>Hegemony<\/em> is out on October 13<sup>th<\/sup> via <strong>Napalm Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not like it, Samael. 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