{"id":73468,"date":"2017-11-10T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=73468"},"modified":"2017-11-10T12:59:31","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T18:59:31","slug":"flush-it-friday-title-goes-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-title-goes-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: [Title Goes Here]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>[Statement about the weekend being here]<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>[Line break goes here]<\/p>\n<p>&lt;&#8220;Folks&#8221;&gt; or &lt;&#8220;You guys&#8221;&gt;, it&#8217;s been a [statement about the past week]. [Amusing anecdote and\/or trenchant analysis].<\/p>\n<p>[Sincere thank you to readers]<\/p>\n<p>[Open invitation to shitpost]<\/p>\n<p>[Kick ass metal song]<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"300\" height=\"415\" src=\"http:\/\/bandcamp.com\/EmbeddedPlayer\/v=2\/album=335475274\/size=grande3\/bgcol=FFFFFF\/linkcol=4285BB\/\" style=\"position:relative;display:block;width:300px;height:415px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Statement about the weekend being here]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":73469,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"It is Friday.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[36],"tags":[11763],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/FiF.jpg?fit=710%2C350&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73468"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73468\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}