{"id":73950,"date":"2017-11-25T09:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T15:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=73950"},"modified":"2017-11-25T14:53:56","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T20:53:56","slug":"riff-of-the-week-j-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/riff-of-the-week-j-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Riff Of The Week: J Edition<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Brought to you by the letter J – “The choice of Jeffs worldwide since 1953<\/em>“.<\/p>\n

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Last week we rocked the fuck out for our Geological Edition<\/strong><\/a>. As expected, Bolt Thrower took home the prize for the umpteenth time. Now, even though entering a Bolt Thrower riff is a bit of a faux pas ’round here, I don’t want anyone getting shitty at Nukenado for submitting them. If anything it’s a matter you’ll have to address with the voting populace. Whatever, I was gonna award victory to The Red Chord anyway, until Cephalic Carnage turned up. So, once again, no-one wins. Go gnaw on some grapefruit pith and taste the bitterness of fruitless human endeavour.<\/p>\n

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This week we asked for riffs from bands whose name starts with the letter J<\/strong>. The origins of the character J are often misunderstood, mostly because nobody cares. It’s just here now and we have to put up with it, like people who enjoy liquorice.<\/p>\n

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Job For A Cowboy – ‘Coalescing Prophecy’ (Riff @ 0:00)<\/h3>\n