{"id":73985,"date":"2017-11-27T15:00:48","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T21:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=73985"},"modified":"2017-11-27T11:58:21","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T17:58:21","slug":"coffin-carousel-skull-candy-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/coffin-carousel-skull-candy-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffin Carousel &#8211; Skull Candy: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>I want your (delicious) skulls. I need your (sugary) skulls.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Coffin Carousel are an Australian punk band. They came to my attention thanks to their label Eclipse Records relentlessly posting about them on Twitter. They may not have the biggest or most popular roster, but Eclipse certainly pushes their bands. The reason I took notice was because of Coffin Carousel\u2019s, um, look. Here\u2019s a promo photo to give you an idea:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-73986\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?resize=501%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"501\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?w=1043&amp;ssl=1 1043w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?resize=300%2C144&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?resize=768%2C367&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?resize=1024%2C490&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/coffincarouselpromo.jpg?resize=400%2C191&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 501px) 100vw, 501px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s like the <strong>Misfits<\/strong> meets <strong>Cheap Trick<\/strong> meets <strong><em>The Art of Seduction<\/em><\/strong>. If their picture is that entertaining, then their video must be a feast for the eyes.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_84653\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3PG1xhjDqrg?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0:02: You really don\u2019t see enough Rick Nielsen cosplayers nowadays.<br \/>\n0:09: Plenty of methed-out Misfits fans, though.<br \/>\n0:14: Someone get that man a stand-up bass and some zombie makeup.<br \/>\n0:21: Even the Devil thinks that devil lock is too much.<br \/>\n0:24: To be fair, he has nothing on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JW3XVnPfm9s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Myke Hideous<\/a>.<br \/>\n0:28: Even Powder needs to cover his eyes now.<br \/>\n0:36: The fascy go-go dancers are a weird touch.<br \/>\n0:43: I can\u2019t wait for their normalizing profiles in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2017\/11\/25\/us\/ohio-hovater-white-nationalist.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">New York Times<\/a>.<br \/>\n0:50: So is Devil Lock and Not Rick Nielsen the same guy?<br \/>\n0:58: And when do we get our skull candy?<br \/>\n1:05: Do I have to say \u201cTrick or Treat\u201d first?<br \/>\n1:14: Now that I think about it, I haven\u2019t seen one carousel yet.<br \/>\n1:18: I\u2019m beginning to think this video has a lot of broken promises.<br \/>\n1:23: Are they going to try to sell out a time-share now?<br \/>\n1:31: Does this count as horror punk?<br \/>\n1:36: It\u2019s a little horror-y, but not particularly punk-y.<br \/>\n1:41: Perhaps a Horror Punk participation trophy is the only solution.<br \/>\n1:49: They carve a Thanksgiving turkey the same way.<br \/>\n1:58: Gasp! He was full of Hi-C Ecto-Cooler!<br \/>\n2:10: Now is a good time to run down Coffin Carousel\u2019s band members.<br \/>\n2:13: Vocals and Guitars: Howard Von Noise<br \/>\n2:16: Guitar: Alex Stitcher<br \/>\n2:19: Drums: Tim Le Spooks<br \/>\n2:21: Bass: Skinny Horrors<br \/>\n2:26: That last one sounds like a bad after-school special about bulimia.<br \/>\n2:34: Ladies, please! We\u2019re all upset that there\u2019s no skull candy, but there\u2019s no need for violence.<br \/>\n2:39: You could poke an eye out with that devil lock.<br \/>\n2:45: And that\u2019s how Panda Express makes their lo mein.<br \/>\n2:52: Mommy\u2019s alright, Daddy\u2019s alright, they just seem a little weeeeeeiiirrrdddd.<br \/>\n2:59: Not the first time someone dressed like a fascist had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.com\/news\/blogs-trending-40559913\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dreadlocks<\/a>.<br \/>\n3:07: Sooooo does that count as skull candy?<br \/>\n3:12: The title fits! We did it!<\/p>\n<p>Coffin Carousel\u2019s album <em>Between Death &amp; Dead<\/em> is out now (it was released on Friday the 13<sup>th<\/sup>, naturally) via <strong>Eclipse Records<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want your (delicious) skulls. 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