{"id":77150,"date":"2018-02-22T15:00:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-22T21:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=77150"},"modified":"2018-02-22T14:19:51","modified_gmt":"2018-02-22T20:19:51","slug":"mailpersonbro-is-back-from-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/mailpersonbro-is-back-from-holiday\/","title":{"rendered":"Mailpersonbro Is Back From Holiday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>I was taking a hiatus from this series because of the holidays and because anytime I would poke my head into the TovH Social Club on Facebook (no, I&#8217;m not giving you a link), I would see lots of people posting their hauls on there. Yes in that trite, combative platform of social media which is at risk of consuming real life if we don&#8217;t put a stop it. Do people prefer showing their hauls on social media instead of here on the blog? Maybe it&#8217;s just because Mailpersonbro has been slacking. Lemme see if I can remedy that here and now. Listen to this smooth jam and check out the hauls (clicking an image will open it in a new tab):<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><iframe width=\"300\" height=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/bandcamp.com\/EmbeddedPlayer\/v=2\/track=2140158987\/size=grande\/bgcol=FFFFFF\/linkcol=4285BB\/\" style=\"position:relative;display:block;width:300px;height:100px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Elegant Gazing Globe<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;makes most of us look bad with his incredible display of merch. We might be seeing that t-shirt again!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77159 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4-1024x596.jpeg?resize=1024%2C596&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"596\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4.jpeg?resize=1024%2C596&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4.jpeg?resize=300%2C175&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4.jpeg?resize=768%2C447&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4.jpeg?resize=400%2C233&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_4.jpeg?w=1138&amp;ssl=1 1138w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77161 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5-1024x768.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5.jpeg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/egg_5.jpeg?w=1142&amp;ssl=1 1142w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>GrumpDumpus<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;must not have known that we were all joking about <strong>Sacred Son<\/strong>. And what a delightful looking bed! I wonder if he&#8217;ll share it with us.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GrumpusDumpus_1.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77162 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GrumpusDumpus_1.jpg?resize=770%2C899&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"770\" height=\"899\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GrumpusDumpus_1.jpg?w=770&amp;ssl=1 770w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GrumpusDumpus_1.jpg?resize=257%2C300&amp;ssl=1 257w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GrumpusDumpus_1.jpg?resize=768%2C897&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GrumpusDumpus_1.jpg?resize=400%2C467&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Hans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;has a great sense of fashion. BTW, how is that Tommy Wiseau record?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_1.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77163 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_1.jpeg?resize=960%2C720&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_1.jpeg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_1.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_1.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_1.jpeg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_2.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77164 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_2.jpeg?resize=960%2C720&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_2.jpeg?w=960&amp;ssl=1 960w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_2.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_2.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_2.jpeg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_3.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77165 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_3.jpeg?resize=742%2C557&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"742\" height=\"557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_3.jpeg?w=742&amp;ssl=1 742w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_3.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Hans_3.jpeg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 742px) 100vw, 742px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>JAG<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;gets major kudos on snagging that limited edition, numbered vinyl (69 out of 420&#8230; noice!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_1.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77166 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_1.jpg?resize=784%2C688&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"784\" height=\"688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_1.jpg?w=784&amp;ssl=1 784w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_1.jpg?resize=300%2C263&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_1.jpg?resize=768%2C674&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_1.jpg?resize=400%2C351&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 784px) 100vw, 784px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77167 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?resize=796%2C796&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"796\" height=\"796\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?w=796&amp;ssl=1 796w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?resize=130%2C130&amp;ssl=1 130w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/JAG_2.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 796px) 100vw, 796px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Karhu, Paddlin&#8217; Rites ov<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;likes <strong>Anthrax<\/strong>. Because they rule. Don&#8217;t let anybody tell you otherwise.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_1.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77168 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_1.jpeg?resize=537%2C468&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_1.jpeg?w=537&amp;ssl=1 537w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_1.jpeg?resize=300%2C261&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_1.jpeg?resize=400%2C349&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_2.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77169 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_2.jpeg?resize=943%2C642&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"943\" height=\"642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_2.jpeg?w=943&amp;ssl=1 943w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_2.jpeg?resize=300%2C204&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_2.jpeg?resize=768%2C523&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Karhu_2.jpeg?resize=400%2C272&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 943px) 100vw, 943px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>McNultypants<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;got his first turntable and cassette deck. I guess he felt left out of the hipster circle. (P.S. Finland rules!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77170 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1-1024x576.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1.jpg?resize=400%2C225&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mcnulty_1.jpg?w=1040&amp;ssl=1 1040w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_20180221_094207.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77239 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_20180221_094207.jpg?resize=380%2C455&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_20180221_094207.jpg?w=380&amp;ssl=1 380w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_20180221_094207.jpg?resize=251%2C300&amp;ssl=1 251w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Slapjack the Wanderer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;is a really nice guy whom I had the pleasure of meeting last year. And he isn&#8217;t doing much that we can make fun of. Wait, is that more Sacred Sun? I take it back.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77171 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?resize=1008%2C490&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1008\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?w=1008&amp;ssl=1 1008w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?resize=768%2C373&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?resize=1000%2C485&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_1.jpeg?resize=400%2C194&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77172 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?resize=1008%2C490&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1008\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?w=1008&amp;ssl=1 1008w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?resize=300%2C146&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?resize=768%2C373&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?resize=1000%2C485&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_2.jpeg?resize=400%2C194&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1008px) 100vw, 1008px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77173 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3-1024x436.jpeg?resize=1024%2C436&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3.jpeg?resize=1024%2C436&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3.jpeg?resize=300%2C128&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3.jpeg?resize=768%2C327&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3.jpeg?resize=400%2C170&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/slapjack_3.jpeg?w=1098&amp;ssl=1 1098w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ted Nu-Djent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;wants to impress the lasses with a Wings of Lemmy shirt wrapped around those swole arms.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77174 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1-1024x661.jpeg?resize=1024%2C661&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"661\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1.jpeg?resize=1024%2C661&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1.jpeg?resize=300%2C194&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1.jpeg?resize=768%2C496&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1.jpeg?resize=400%2C258&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/ted_1.jpeg?w=1031&amp;ssl=1 1031w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/received_1676106812428545.jpeg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77230 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/received_1676106812428545.jpeg?resize=612%2C441&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"612\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/received_1676106812428545.jpeg?w=612&amp;ssl=1 612w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/received_1676106812428545.jpeg?resize=300%2C216&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/received_1676106812428545.jpeg?resize=400%2C288&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Mighty Thorange<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;knows that not all power metal is bad! Lukewarm take: everyone needs more <strong>Iced Earth<\/strong> in their lives.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/the_mighty_thorange_1.jpg?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-77175 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/the_mighty_thorange_1.jpg?resize=808%2C408&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"808\" height=\"408\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/the_mighty_thorange_1.jpg?w=808&amp;ssl=1 808w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/the_mighty_thorange_1.jpg?resize=300%2C151&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/the_mighty_thorange_1.jpg?resize=768%2C388&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/the_mighty_thorange_1.jpg?resize=400%2C202&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 808px) 100vw, 808px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So who wins this round? (My money is on GrumpDumpus, here and in all aspects of life.)<\/p>\n<p>Hey, if you would like to share your recent haul with the millions of people reading the blog, send me pics via electronic mail at cyrollan[at]gmail[dot]com! I imagine it&#8217;s difficult to resist the temptation to post every new purchase on the vile wasteland that is Facebook and harvest all that sweet, sweet karma; but the blog is cooler. Fuck Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>(Image <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/matthewcoughlin\/7168323186\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was taking a hiatus from this series because of the holidays and because anytime I would poke my head into the TovH Social Club on Facebook (no, I&#8217;m not giving you a link), I would see lots of people posting their hauls on there. Yes in that trite, combative platform of social media which is at risk of consuming real life if we don&#8217;t put a stop it. Do people prefer showing their hauls on social media instead of here on the blog? Maybe it&#8217;s just because Mailpersonbro has been slacking. Lemme see if I can remedy that here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":77198,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"A semi regular feature in which we extol the pleasures of consumerist debasement","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,724],"tags":[12533,6944,4775,12534],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/mailman_header.jpg?fit=710%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77150\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}