{"id":77413,"date":"2018-02-28T13:00:29","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T19:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=77413"},"modified":"2018-02-28T10:51:16","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T16:51:16","slug":"richthammer-ascheland-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/richthammer-ascheland-review\/","title":{"rendered":"RICHTHAMMER! <i>ASCHELAND<\/i>!! REVIEW!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>SUBMIT. TO. THE.\u00a0<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_77414\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-77414\" class=\"size-large wp-image-77414\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1024x288.png?resize=1024%2C288&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM.png?resize=1024%2C288&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM.png?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM.png?w=1072&amp;ssl=1 1072w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-77414\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">RICHTHAMMER!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_91767\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/prewpc_MioM?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77416\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1-300x85.png?resize=275%2C78&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"78\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=1024%2C288&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?w=1072&amp;ssl=1 1072w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 275px) 100vw, 275px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WILL WIDOW<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOUR CHILDREN!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/kid.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77432\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/kid.jpg?resize=337%2C337&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/kid.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/kid.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/kid.jpg?resize=130%2C130&amp;ssl=1 130w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77416\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1-300x85.png?resize=335%2C95&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"335\" height=\"95\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=1024%2C288&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?w=1072&amp;ssl=1 1072w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WILL ORPHAN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOUR PARENTS!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>(OH NO NO NO!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/parents.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77435\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/parents-300x200.jpg?resize=386%2C257&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"386\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/parents.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/parents.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/parents.jpg?resize=400%2C267&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/parents.jpg?w=610&amp;ssl=1 610w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77416\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1-300x85.png?resize=378%2C107&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"107\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=1024%2C288&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?w=1072&amp;ssl=1 1072w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WILL CIRCUMSCRIBE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOUR PETS!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/2017102795232436.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77436\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/2017102795232436-225x300.jpg?resize=491%2C655&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/2017102795232436.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/2017102795232436.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/2017102795232436.jpg?resize=400%2C533&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/2017102795232436.jpg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77416\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1-300x85.png?resize=438%2C124&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=1024%2C288&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?w=1072&amp;ssl=1 1072w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WILL MAKE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">KRIEG<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WITH ALL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOUR SKULLZ!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-77439\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?resize=130%2C130&amp;ssl=1 130w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/skull.jpg?w=1499&amp;ssl=1 1499w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOU WILL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SUPPLY<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">THE<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77416\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1-300x85.png?resize=604%2C171&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"604\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=768%2C216&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=1024%2C288&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?w=1072&amp;ssl=1 1072w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WITH PASSWORDS<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">TO YOUR\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/401k.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77422\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/401k-300x188.jpg?resize=262%2C164&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/401k.jpg?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/401k.jpg?resize=400%2C250&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/401k.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOU WILL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BUY<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">OUR ALBUM<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-77423\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?resize=130%2C130&amp;ssl=1 130w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtLogo2.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WITH FORTIFIED AMERICAN<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">DOLLARS&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canadiandollar2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77424\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canadiandollar2.jpg?resize=613%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"613\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canadiandollar2.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canadiandollar2.jpg?resize=300%2C135&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canadiandollar2.jpg?resize=768%2C345&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/canadiandollar2.jpg?resize=400%2C180&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">BRING<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77416\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1-300x85.png?resize=1002%2C284&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"1002\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=300%2C85&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/Screen-Shot-2018-02-27-at-4.41.23-PM-1.png?resize=400%2C113&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1002px) 100vw, 1002px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOUR DAUGHTER&#8217;S<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">4th GRADE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">REPORT CARD!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-77440\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?resize=130%2C130&amp;ssl=1 130w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/f.jpg?w=2400&amp;ssl=1 2400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">YOU WILL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">UPLOAD<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtertotalrecall.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77428\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/richtertotalrecall.jpeg?resize=328%2C246&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"246\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hammer.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-77429\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hammer-300x225.jpg?resize=347%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"347\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hammer.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hammer.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hammer.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/hammer.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">TO ALL THE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">CLOUDZ!!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/out-soon.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-77426\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/out-soon.jpg?resize=800%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/out-soon.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/out-soon.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/out-soon.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/out-soon.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>**<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>**Seriously though, I don&#8217;t who this type of nonspecific metal is for, and it&#8217;s really just a cruel twist of fate that the promo ended up in my inbox (blame the Lizard). This kind of reminds me of one of those bands that might have ended up sandwiched into the back end of a Napalm Records sampler circa 1998. Riffs for people who don&#8217;t like riffs anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Richthammer&#8217;s <em>Ascheland<\/em> will be available&#8230;soon, I guess?&#8230;somewhere? I don&#8217;t know; the promo contained close enough to zero information for me to comfortably call it zero information.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/RICHTHAMMER.Band\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fcbtexas.com\/blog\/401k\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.colourbox.com\/image\/hammer-tool-for-home-work-construction-improvement-image-1583688\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leftovercurrency.com\/exchange\/canadian-dollars\/withdrawn-canadian-dollar-banknotes\/1-canadian-dollar-banknote-series-1974-scenes-of-canada\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/frogglezgoggles\/kids-that-need-frogglez\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.co.uk\/pin\/533606255822366537\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.frightprops.com\/props\/air-electric-props\/talking-skulls.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via,<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fanpop.com\/clubs\/the-alphabet\/images\/22187359\/title\/letter-f-photo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SUBMIT. 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