{"id":77597,"date":"2018-03-07T13:00:48","date_gmt":"2018-03-07T19:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=77597"},"modified":"2018-03-07T08:40:08","modified_gmt":"2018-03-07T14:40:08","slug":"premiere-wormlight-welcome-you-to-their-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/premiere-wormlight-welcome-you-to-their-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Premiere: Wormlight Welcome You to Their Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"
Don’t worry, this isn’t a trick to get you to listen to that Avenged Sevenfold song.<\/p>\n
Black metal is abundant today. It seems like everywhere you look there is a brand new black metal band; everywhere you go there’s someone dressed in corpse paint telling the other kids buying Mountain Dew Code Red to keep it Trve. Hell, I’m writing this in Starbucks right now (yeah, basic, shut up) and the barista had to take a break from practicing with his atmospheric black metal band to take my order, but the only order he’d accept was black. Black metal is popular and it’s a good time to be a fan! I contend, however, that there are two things we need more of in black metal. If you’ve read literally anything I’ve ever written you already know the first one, (it rhymes with skiffs), but the second is melody.<\/p>\n