{"id":79095,"date":"2018-04-16T09:00:23","date_gmt":"2018-04-16T14:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=79095"},"modified":"2018-04-16T08:19:18","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T13:19:18","slug":"tmp-kataklysm-behemoth-melechesh-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/tmp-kataklysm-behemoth-melechesh-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"TMP: Kataklysm, Behemoth, Melechesh And More!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Joaquin Stick so very conveniently left the office when we were flooded with an onslaught of tours and new music, so now it’s all on your hands.\u00a0<\/p>\n

If you’re excited for Kataklysm’s<\/strong> June Meditations<\/em>, you’re in luck. In the case that you also happen to live nearby one of the four cities they will be hitting with Jungle Rot<\/strong> and\/or Exmortus<\/strong>! If not, you’re fucked. For those shit outta luck, you can bypass your hardwiring so you don’t self-destruct by listening to their new song “Guillotine” again (do you bypass hardwiring?) Or you could be like me and keep sending them angry letters asking “What Sorcery<\/a> is this”??<\/p>\n

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Benighted<\/strong> is also giving US a taste o’ the ol’ mini-tour around June. Why do I get yet another The 69 Eyes<\/strong> comeback that I didn’t know I knew I didn’t want anymore than the last instead of this?
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Attila<\/strong> is touring with TovH favourites Suicide Silence<\/strong> and Rings of Saturn<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Not only will you have a chance to catch Melechesh<\/strong> on an Euro-tour with Belphegor<\/strong>…<\/p>\n

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…you will also be getting, uh, this:<\/p>\n

“Since summer 2017 Ashmedi – the founder an frontman of MELECHESH has made two trips to Armenia. Strangely, he was not there on a tour or for rest but to work on the very first Metal Depot interactive comic book, which features MELECHESH and the forgotten Sumerian gods. The 130-page epic is based on true episodes of Ashmedi’s life, as well as some memorable events that happened throughout Melechesh career, with a little bit of interference of dark forces, of course, which are awakened by the music of the band and are ready to unleash chaos on the land of mortals – aka our world.<\/p>\n

“EMISSARY OF THE ANUNNAKI: The Tale of the Fire King” will be released this summer. The interactive part of the graphic novel will allow the readers to have an impact on the story and help the characters make choices in different situations. Also, an audio version will be available, where the readers can hear the dialogues. The protagonist is voiced by Ashmedi himself and the representatives of different generations of rock\/metal musicians in Armenia and professional actors as the secondary characters.”<\/p>\n

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GWAR’s<\/strong> gone Rogue! I mean ROKU<\/p>\n