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Last week, if you are unfortunate enough to be able to remember that far back, was our April Free-For-All Edition<\/strong><\/a>. Many entered the ring, a blood-bath ensued, and when the red-tide subsided we were left with three. Three decrepit<\/del> battle-hardened dead<\/del>\u00a0old<\/del> experienced men<\/del> warriors. Pundits posit that it was the extra absorbent properties found in Danzig<\/strong>‘s diet of deep-fried kitty litter that enabled him to soak up more the voting public’s poop and take home victory.<\/p>\n