{"id":80191,"date":"2018-05-18T09:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T14:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=80191"},"modified":"2018-05-18T07:51:13","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T12:51:13","slug":"premiere-no-skull-is-safe-from-skullsmashers-bonehammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/premiere-no-skull-is-safe-from-skullsmashers-bonehammer\/","title":{"rendered":"Premiere: No Skull Is Safe from Skullsmasher’s “Bonehammer”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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That’s a nice skull ya got there. It sure would be a shame if someone… crammed a brand new OSDM track into the audio canals on either side of it!<\/p>\n

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There’s something so rewarding about a track that gets its violence over with in a hurry. Now I enjoy drawn out epics full of a million shapeshifting riffs and time changes and cathartic releases as much as the next metalhead, but I’m also a man who recognizes that sometimes a quick fix is all you need. And a quick fix is exactly what “Bonehammer,” a brand new track off up and coming OSDM barbarians\u00a0Skullsmasher’s\u00a0<\/strong>debut tape\u00a0Cranial Emulsification<\/em>, delivers.<\/p>\n

And what a delivery it is! Toilet ov Hell’s own BW<\/a> (of\u00a0Draghkar, Grave Spirit\u00a0<\/strong>fame) leads the charge with a hot’n’heavy riff that just reeks of the body violence of\u00a0Repulsion<\/strong> and\u00a0Impetigo<\/strong>. That riff is fashioned into a cruelly blunt instrument and then dropped against your vulnerable scalp over and over (but not too many overs, given the song’s short 1-minute run-time) by a sweltering bass line and a truly paleolithic drum beat.<\/p>\n

There’s not too much more to say about this. It’s short! It’s crude! It opens up with a wonderfully revolting “Blehhhh hahahahaha!” And it hammers your skull until your grey matter is thoroughly emulsified.<\/p>\n

What more could you want from death metal on a Friday morning?<\/p>\n