{"id":80267,"date":"2018-06-13T13:00:23","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=80267"},"modified":"2018-06-13T12:43:47","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T17:43:47","slug":"gimme-something-to-watch-its-alive-3-island-of-the-alive-1987","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/gimme-something-to-watch-its-alive-3-island-of-the-alive-1987\/","title":{"rendered":"Gimme Something to Watch: It’s Alive 3: Island of the Alive (1987)"},"content":{"rendered":"
What do you do with a mess of mutant babies? Dump ’em on an island!<\/p>\n
I’m generally a big proponent of doing things in an orderly fashion. I listen to my albums start to finish. I cannot bring myself jump into a film I’ve never seen at a random point during a tv broadcast, and I struggle to imagine starting a trilogy at the second or third entry. I am, however, also generally a giant idiot, which brings us to\u00a0It’s Alive<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n If you’ve never heard of it, It’s Alive\u00a0<\/em>is a horror film by the magnificent Larry Cohen (The Stuff, God Told Me To) <\/em>about a couple’s infant that turns out to be a mutant that kills when scared. The first sequel,\u00a0It Lives Again,\u00a0<\/em>follows a new couple about to have their own mutant baby, but there’s a twist: this is an issue that’s now nation wide, and there are three of these murderous moppets on the rampage. While both of these movies are great and absolutely worth your time, it’s the third and final entry of this freaky killer baby trilogy that truly stole my heart. From the title,\u00a0It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive,\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>to the nutso poster it should be obvious that this film is going to be well worth your time, but that’s just the beginning.<\/p>\n