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What’s that? Your taint was insufficiently demolished by our last\u00a0Transcending Obscurity<\/strong> contest<\/a>? Then allow me to introduce you to the heaviest crustacean this side of the Pacific<\/a>.\u00a0Warcrab<\/strong>‘s the name, big ol’ pincer doom riffs is the game. They’ve got a new record coming out this year from our friends over at Transcending Obscurity, so to celebrate, we’re giving away 100 download codes for the clawbomination’s last album,\u00a0Scars of Aeons<\/em>. Get in here to find out how to win it.<\/p>\n

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If you take a gander at the shelled ones’ Bandcamp page<\/a>, you’ll find the label has categorized them as a Death\/Sludge\u00a0Monstrosity<\/em>. That’s more than just cheeky hyperbole.\u00a0Scars of Aeons<\/em> is jam packed with killer death and doom riffs, the kind that will tear off your trigger finger and leave you bleeding out on a beach, waiting for the tides of murky sludge to carry you out to a watery grave. “In the Shadow of Grief” is a particularly rad track, one where the vice-like riffs are matched in ferocity by an undeniable double-bass gallop and a NOLA sludge-caked solo sure to leave you choking on blood and bile. Simply put, this album\u00a0slaps<\/em>, and it’s sure to satisfy fans of heavy-ass guitar jams.<\/p>\n

Basically,\u00a0Scars of Aeons<\/em> is the audio equivalent of this:<\/p>\n

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But don’t just take my word for it. Here’s what some other jamokes had to say.<\/p>\n

– “one of the biggest, brightest, and stupendously heaviest discoveries” – NO CLEAN SINGING<\/p>\n

– “masterpiece” – THE SLUDGELORD<\/p>\n

“Championship of the year 2017” – POWER METAL<\/p>\n

– “an echo of slower Benediction and Bolt Thrower” – WORMWOOD CHRONICLES<\/p>\n

– “the love child of Conan and Bolt Thrower” – ZWARE METALEN<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Still not convinced? Then there’s no helping you, because these riffs are definitely big enough.<\/p>\n