{"id":82728,"date":"2018-07-27T15:00:05","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T20:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toiletovhell.com\/?p=82728"},"modified":"2018-07-27T15:00:05","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T20:00:05","slug":"flush-it-friday-im-melting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-im-melting\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: I&#8217;M MELTING"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Ahh, the weekend. We meet again.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Friday afternoon in North America which means that it&#8217;s time to pretend that you&#8217;re working for another couple hours before you can mercifully leave your job and rightfully reclaim your life. I dunno about you folks, but here in Texas it&#8217;s hot. Distressingly so. I&#8217;ve been here 30 years and I&#8217;ve never seen it jump to these temperatures. This is, of course, a preview of what&#8217;s to come. So while I go down a deep, depressing rabbit hole of apocalyptic ideation, let&#8217;s look at the highlights of the week in Toilet.<\/p>\n<p>Rolderathis penned some thinky thoughts on intros, outros, transitions, and other fiddly bits before you can get to the riffs.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"5YSsyCiHVg\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/an-anatomy-of-transition-tracks\/\">An Anatomy of Transition Tracks<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/an-anatomy-of-transition-tracks\/embed\/#?secret=5YSsyCiHVg\" data-secret=\"5YSsyCiHVg\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;An Anatomy of Transition Tracks&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Joaquin, ever one to go against the grain, gone done and went against the grain again.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"yHQnYTroSo\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/you-can-use-djent-and-still-be-good-in-2018\/\">You Can Use Djent and Still be Good in 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/you-can-use-djent-and-still-be-good-in-2018\/embed\/#?secret=yHQnYTroSo\" data-secret=\"yHQnYTroSo\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;You Can Use Djent and Still be Good in 2018&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Toilet Radio made fun of some real shit ass chud bands.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"0Yd3VHpPz6\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-133-maga-metal\/\">Toilet Radio 133: MAGA Metal<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-133-maga-metal\/embed\/#?secret=0Yd3VHpPz6\" data-secret=\"0Yd3VHpPz6\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Toilet Radio 133: MAGA Metal&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finally, we lost a metal legend this morning. Pay tribute to him with this post.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"uezpStIsbz\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/mark-shelton-1957-2018\/\">Mark Shelton [1957 &#8211; 2018]<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/mark-shelton-1957-2018\/embed\/#?secret=uezpStIsbz\" data-secret=\"uezpStIsbz\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Mark Shelton [1957 &#8211; 2018]&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for me. Thank you for your continued patronage of this particular e-stall. We&#8217;ll see you tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahh, the weekend. 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