{"id":88331,"date":"2018-12-26T09:00:46","date_gmt":"2018-12-26T15:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=88331"},"modified":"2018-12-26T04:06:28","modified_gmt":"2018-12-26T10:06:28","slug":"88331-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/88331-2\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s That Special Time Of Year!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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[Greeting involving whichever applicable contemporary phrase(s) one uses at this point of the year relating to the geographic region of the reader<\/em>]!<\/p>\n

Now I’m probably the last person who should be doing this kind of post for the site, but we at the Toilet ov Hell [benign statement which in its attempt to appease all potential demographics, satisfies none, rendering it essentially pointless<\/em>]. Don’t you? Thought so.<\/p>\n

That’s why during this time of year I’m reminded that [feign concern for any and all problems afflicting the taxa of life on Earth, pre-empting any possible blow-back from the upcoming display of unbridled first-world consumerism<\/em>]. And I urge you to do so aswell.<\/p>\n

So with that firmly in the front of our minds, we’re extremely thankful for [transparent humble brag about some intangible ‘gift’ the writer is fortunate enough to possess, usually familial love, good health, or general goodwill<\/em>]. And it’s with [credit anonymous reader with some faux-feelgoodism so as to include them in this trite sentiment<\/em>], seriously, each and every one of you, I mean that! Except [innocuous joke at the expense of universally disliked group, e.g. nazis<\/em>]. Fuck [universally disliked group<\/em>]!<\/p>\n

But I digress [distracting from the fact the whole post is itself a digression from harsh reality<\/em>], today I thought we could depart from our usual schedule and share some of the gifts we received during this special time of year by [providing photographic evidence of our individual acquisitions in a communal display of hedonism<\/em>].<\/p>\n

So here’s an extra special open swim for everyone to join the the [non-denominational<\/em>] spirit!<\/p>\n

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Post your greetings, gifts, and\/or gripes in the comments below.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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