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Hey there, truest of the trve and cultest of the kvlt metalhead. You, yes you. With the bullet-belt, corpse-paint, and pig\u2019s blood soaked kerchief. Do you like having fun? Of course you don\u2019t! You\u2019re a dyed-in-the-wool misanthrope who loathes the sweet caress of human contact and forgot what sunlight feels like on your pale skin. You hate fun because it reminds you of that time your jimmies caught frostbite when you got dragged to your Uncle Frankie\u2019s house in Wisconsin for that festive holiday that appropriated your cherished pagan traditions. You dwell in darkness and obscurity in your parents\u2019 basement<\/span> dungeon. This post isn\u2019t for you.<\/p>\n

But for the rest of you normal flushers, you like fun. To you, fun means eating lots of barbecue, getting your pasty body in gear for some ultimate frisbee, and maybe even working up the courage to actually talk to that cute girl in your Chem 1407 class rather than just creepily sniffing her hair when you sit behind her in the lecture hall. Yeah, you totally dig fun.<\/p>\n

There\u2019s just one problem, though. You\u2019re a metalhead! You don\u2019t exactly listen to fun music. You dig lo-fi, obscure war-metal and technical blackened death metal released on indie labels. What\u2019s a flusher to do?<\/p>\n

Enter the W.<\/em> I\u2019m here to present to you some solid collections of fun metal spanning the last few decades. These are some solid records that will get your blood pumping and your hips thrusting. Consider it a reward for surviving a hot hot summer of honest labor. Now, I\u2019m not going to talk about recent releases by Destrage, Mastodon, and Killer Be Killed that many of us agree are pretty groovy tunes. Instead, I\u2019m going to share some classic albums and potential low-fliers that should get your weekend started right. Enjoy and share your own fun metal jams in the comments.<\/p>\n

Mot\u00f6rhead \u2013 Overkill (1979)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Did everyone hear about that recent case where that old guy caused himself to bleed from his brain at a Mot\u00f6rhead concert? I guarantee you he had fun. Everyone loves Mot\u00f6rhead, even the most jaded non-metal fans, and Lemmy is totally the master of having a good time. This is great party music for moshing with your bros (genuinely regarded as fun), so I suggest you start any weekend thrashers with this album.<\/p>\n