{"id":90629,"date":"2019-03-08T15:00:32","date_gmt":"2019-03-08T21:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=90629"},"modified":"2019-03-08T14:40:03","modified_gmt":"2019-03-08T20:40:03","slug":"flush-it-friday-work-sucks-heres-an-axolotl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-work-sucks-heres-an-axolotl\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: Work Sucks, Here&#8217;s an Axolotl"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Oh dear sweet Jesus it&#8217;s finally Friday afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Axolotls are a variety of salamanders found in Mexico. As you will notice, they are extremely cute. Unfortunately, they are also critically endangered just like most *checks notes* most living things on Earth. I, like you, enjoy looking at pictures of good and nice animals while I&#8217;m at work because it serves as a nice distraction from the pain of working a stressful and soul-crushing job. It&#8217;s a bright spot in an otherwise dreary day. Just thinking out loud here, but I bet we could all spend more time looking at good animals by walking out the door right now and never, ever going back to work again. They can&#8217;t fire us all if we all do it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here are the highlights of the week.<\/p>\n<p>There are only 8 entries remaining in the battle for cover art supremacy. Cast your vote now.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"8keYZRl8T5\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/album-art-ov-the-century-tournament-the-semi-finals\/\">Album Art ov the Century Tournament: The Semi-Finals<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/album-art-ov-the-century-tournament-the-semi-finals\/embed\/#?secret=8keYZRl8T5\" data-secret=\"8keYZRl8T5\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Album Art ov the Century Tournament: &lt;i&gt;The Semi-Finals&lt;\/i&gt;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s podcast featured a number of goofy voices and\/or sound effects (as all good podcasts have).<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"VjJnx9tWWG\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-170-conspiracy-theories-black-metal-ninnies\/\">Toilet Radio 170: Conspiracy Theories &#038; Black Metal Ninnies<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/toilet-radio-170-conspiracy-theories-black-metal-ninnies\/embed\/#?secret=VjJnx9tWWG\" data-secret=\"VjJnx9tWWG\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Toilet Radio 170: Conspiracy Theories &#038; Black Metal Ninnies&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Tech Death Thursday covered a tech death band that I, a non-tech death enjoyer, greatly enjoyed.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ARkicVsQvi\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/tech-death-thursday-equipoise-demiurgus\/\">Tech Death Thursday: Equipoise &#8211; Demiurgus<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/tech-death-thursday-equipoise-demiurgus\/embed\/#?secret=ARkicVsQvi\" data-secret=\"ARkicVsQvi\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Tech Death Thursday: Equipoise &#8211; &lt;i&gt;Demiurgus&lt;\/i&gt;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>BW interviewed Dave Boyd of kick ass heavy metal band Twisted Tour Dire<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"WPnbDe8XIw\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/an-interview-with-dave-boyd-from-twisted-tower-dire\/\">An Interview with Dave Boyd from Twisted Tower Dire<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/an-interview-with-dave-boyd-from-twisted-tower-dire\/embed\/#?secret=WPnbDe8XIw\" data-secret=\"WPnbDe8XIw\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;An Interview with Dave Boyd from Twisted Tower Dire&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Rolderathis went behind the boards with Toilet Bro and audio pro Matt Roach.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"YZXPhXYhif\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/the-vanguard-of-vancouver-an-interview-with-matt-roach-of-rain-city-recorders\/\">The Vanguard of Vancouver &#8211; An Interview with Matt Roach of Rain City Recorders<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/the-vanguard-of-vancouver-an-interview-with-matt-roach-of-rain-city-recorders\/embed\/#?secret=YZXPhXYhif\" data-secret=\"YZXPhXYhif\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The Vanguard of Vancouver &#8211; An Interview with Matt Roach of Rain City Recorders&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finally, listen to Hate Inclination. Shit whips sack. <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"HefH0hz4qC\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/brutal-premiere-hate-inclination-sicker-and-sicker\/\">Brutal Premiere: Hate Inclination &#8211; &#8220;Sicker and Sicker&#8221;<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/brutal-premiere-hate-inclination-sicker-and-sicker\/embed\/#?secret=HefH0hz4qC\" data-secret=\"HefH0hz4qC\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Brutal Premiere: Hate Inclination &#8211; &#8220;Sicker and Sicker&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for me. The floor is yours. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear sweet Jesus it&#8217;s finally Friday afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":90630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"It's your weekly open swim. 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