{"id":90670,"date":"2019-03-11T15:00:39","date_gmt":"2019-03-11T20:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=90670"},"modified":"2019-03-11T03:51:12","modified_gmt":"2019-03-11T08:51:12","slug":"alcoholika-la-christo-cenizas-a-video-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/alcoholika-la-christo-cenizas-a-video-breakdown\/","title":{"rendered":"Alcoholika La Christo &#8211; Cenizas: A Video Breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Dios mio.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>While South America is certainly on stranger to producing heavy metal bands, it feels like Bolivia gets left behind in those discussions. Countries like Brazil, Chile, and Argentina seem to get all the love.\u00a0Hailing from La Paz, Bolivia, Alocholika La Christo have been around since the 90&#8217;s. Maybe their new music video will help elevate Bolivian metal on the world stage. Perhaps their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hBlg7K2efAA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">love<\/a> of using <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pdMF1kvm2Xw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">green<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lfMsDi1e4i8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">screens<\/a> in their music video, just like <a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/myrath-no-holding-back-a-video-breakdown\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Myrath<\/a>, will buck conventional wisdom, and produce something magical. There&#8217;s only one way to find out. Let&#8217;s break it down.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\"  style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto;\"  id=\"_ytid_97309\"  width=\"320\" height=\"240\"  data-origwidth=\"320\" data-origheight=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gPDAwC-qHO0?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;modestbranding=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-12.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90671\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-12.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is like the <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/bpf7P7V28zY?t=43\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">menu screens<\/a> to a Buffy The Vampire Slayer TV series DVDs.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-1-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90674\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-1-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bolivia is a land of blackbirds and point-and-click adventures.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-2-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90675\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-2-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have to give them credit. The drums\u00a0<em>do<\/em> sound like they&#8217;re submerged in a digital swamp.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-3-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90677\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-3-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When you really try to get you money&#8217;s worth out of your 30-day free trial of Final Cut Pro.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-4-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90678\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-4-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Same, girl. Same.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-5-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90679\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-5-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We&#8217;ve been wasting our time saying &#8220;Cum 2 Brazil&#8221;. &#8220;Cum 2 Bolivia&#8221; is where it&#8217;s at.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-6-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90680\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-6-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This scene brought to you by the Rob Liefeld School Of Hiding Feet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-7-2.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90681\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-7-2.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This has almost as many camera cuts as an episode of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AndrewTRich\/status\/968941863087550467\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Smackdown<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-8-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90682\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-8-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Your computer isn&#8217;t slowing down, nor is the gif stuttering.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-9-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90683\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/giphy-9-1.gif?resize=480%2C270&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m convinced the birds are actually Alcoholika La Christo and they just hired the guys to be in the video.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alcoholika La Christo&#8217;s album\u00a0<em>Delithium<\/em> was released 2017, so yeah, you can pick it up now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dios mio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":90684,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1806],"tags":[14480,6360,3024,926,1558,4915],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/alcoholikalachristo.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90685,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90670\/revisions\/90685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/90684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}