{"id":96663,"date":"2019-10-25T15:00:21","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T20:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=96663"},"modified":"2019-10-25T14:48:35","modified_gmt":"2019-10-25T19:48:35","slug":"flush-it-friday-thy-wallet-be-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-thy-wallet-be-done\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday &#8211; Thy Wallet Be Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Hey kid, we&#8217;ve got free 401ks in here,&#8221; says the voice from the darkened alleyway. My wallet (naive creature that it is) can practically taste the copper of pennies saved and earned as it gives in to temptation. A turquoise parallelogram floats in the air; the promise of savings was pure deceit. Footsteps echo, and albums by Vastum, Jinjer and a slew of others emerge from the shadows. Daggers pierce faux leather, and a stream of small bills leaks onto the dirty concrete. Be careful around Bandcamp today folks. Here, arm yourselves with knowledge through some of this week&#8217;s highlights!<\/p>\n<p>This is uncomfortable, but I actually wrote a thing for once, it&#8217;s about new music and weird tree critters.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Cbpy1xUa3e\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/nature-is-beautiful-vol-v-tree-weirdos\/\">Nature is Beautiful (Vol. V &#8211; Tree Weirdos)<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Nature is Beautiful (Vol. V &#8211; Tree Weirdos)&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/nature-is-beautiful-vol-v-tree-weirdos\/embed\/#?secret=Cbpy1xUa3e\" data-secret=\"Cbpy1xUa3e\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>McNulty<\/strong> reported back from the front lines at a <strong>Sacred Leather<\/strong>\/<strong>Warbringer<\/strong> show.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"NGFlwQxjKi\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/sacred-leather-warbringer-a-live-report\/\">Sacred Leather\/Warbringer &#8211; A Live Report<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Sacred Leather\/Warbringer &#8211; A Live Report&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/sacred-leather-warbringer-a-live-report\/embed\/#?secret=NGFlwQxjKi\" data-secret=\"NGFlwQxjKi\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Our good Toilet boiz cooked us all up some microscopic grub with this edition of Mini-Reviews.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"fuFUQ9YZS4\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/mini-reviews-from-around-the-bowl-10-24-19\/\">Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 10\/24\/19<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 10\/24\/19&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/mini-reviews-from-around-the-bowl-10-24-19\/embed\/#?secret=fuFUQ9YZS4\" data-secret=\"fuFUQ9YZS4\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Brandon Corsair<\/strong> teamed up with <a href=\"https:\/\/rideintoglory.com\/author\/dzorr\/\">Dzorr<\/a> for a thorough look into the origins of melodic death metal.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"7vLmILdMBa\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/forlorn-skies-an-introduction-to-melodic-death-metal\/\">Forlorn Skies: An Introduction to Melodic Death Metal<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Forlorn Skies: An Introduction to Melodic Death Metal&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/forlorn-skies-an-introduction-to-melodic-death-metal\/embed\/#?secret=7vLmILdMBa\" data-secret=\"7vLmILdMBa\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What did you all purchase this week on BC? 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