{"id":97028,"date":"2019-11-08T13:00:36","date_gmt":"2019-11-08T19:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=97028"},"modified":"2019-11-08T12:35:54","modified_gmt":"2019-11-08T18:35:54","slug":"flush-it-friday-slime-mold-best-mold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-slime-mold-best-mold\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush It Friday: Slime Mold = Best Mold"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Sorry Thomas B Moulde, sorry <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fuligo_septica\">Dog Vomit Mold<\/a>, but <i>Physarum polycephalum\u00a0<\/i>is the pinnacle of protists. Brutal death metal bands are jealous of its binomial nomenclature, it has over 700 sexes and it can solve <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Physarum_polycephalum\">transportation problems<\/a> (see the &#8220;Situational behavior&#8221; section to have your mind blown). Somebody get this thing a job at the MBTA. It&#8217;s only a matter of time before slime molds start writing metal reviews, so let&#8217;s appreciate the folks we have before they&#8217;re out of a job.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Joe<\/strong> got hit harder than the EPA&#8217;s credibility by this <strong>The Sun Came Up Upon the Left<\/strong> premiere.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"QxiC9tMoN7\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/clarity-existential-crisis-with-the-sun-came-up-upon-the-left\/\">Clarity in an existential crisis with The Sun Came Up Upon the Left<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Clarity in an existential crisis with The Sun Came Up Upon the Left&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/clarity-existential-crisis-with-the-sun-came-up-upon-the-left\/embed\/#?secret=QxiC9tMoN7\" data-secret=\"QxiC9tMoN7\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>365\u00a0<\/strong>reminded us all to discard those fuzzy fruits and veggies with his premiere of a new track from <strong>Den<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"UaeQqm790V\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/premiere-den-entire-mire\/\">Premiere: Den &#8211; Entire Mire<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Premiere: Den &#8211; Entire Mire&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/premiere-den-entire-mire\/embed\/#?secret=UaeQqm790V\" data-secret=\"UaeQqm790V\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lord of Bork<\/strong> spread the miasma to all who came into contact with his review of the new <strong>Dawn of Disease<\/strong> joint.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"U57kdcBDgv\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-dawn-of-disease-procession-of-ghosts\/\">Review: Dawn of Disease &#8211; Procession of Ghosts<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;Review: Dawn of Disease &#8211; &lt;i&gt;Procession of Ghosts&lt;\/i&gt;&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/review-dawn-of-disease-procession-of-ghosts\/embed\/#?secret=U57kdcBDgv\" data-secret=\"U57kdcBDgv\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hans<\/strong> admitted his love for meathead hahdcoah (and there were some other bands featured I guess, I&#8217;m too hung up on <strong>Enemy Mind<\/strong> to notice though).<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"PkDIMRstjL\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/a-buncha-hahdcoah\/\">A Buncha Hahdcoah<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe title=\"&#8220;A Buncha Hahdcoah&#8221; &#8212; The Toilet Ov Hell\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" src=\"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/a-buncha-hahdcoah\/embed\/#?secret=PkDIMRstjL\" data-secret=\"PkDIMRstjL\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>S H I T P O S T I N&#8217;<br \/>\nT I M E.<\/p>\n<p>Original photo credit to <a href=\"https:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/User:Zlir%27a\">Zlir&#8217;a<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry Thomas B Moulde, sorry Dog Vomit Mold, but Physarum polycephalum\u00a0is the pinnacle of protists. Brutal death metal bands are jealous of its binomial nomenclature, it has over 700 sexes and it can solve transportation problems (see the &#8220;Situational behavior&#8221; section to have your mind blown). Somebody get this thing a job at the MBTA. It&#8217;s only a matter of time before slime molds start writing metal reviews, so let&#8217;s appreciate the folks we have before they&#8217;re out of a job. Joe got hit harder than the EPA&#8217;s credibility by this The Sun Came Up Upon the Left premiere. Clarity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":97030,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Slime Mold is my new best friend.","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6280,36],"tags":[2197],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/gottimmold3.jpg?fit=710%2C375&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97028"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97028"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97032,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97028\/revisions\/97032"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}