{"id":99256,"date":"2020-01-17T13:00:44","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T19:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/?p=99256"},"modified":"2020-01-16T20:37:30","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T02:37:30","slug":"flush-it-friday-the-tech-depths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toiletovhell.com\/flush-it-friday-the-tech-depths\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush it Friday: The Tech Depths"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ah yes, the Benthic Zone, where every animal looks like Unique Leader album art. It’s a truly bizarre place, one that will compound you into a diamond as quickly as you can say “Pelagic Opisthobranchs<\/a>.” See that little Reaper-lookin’ ass, Spear’s-daydreams-lookin’ ass critter up there? It’s called a Sea Angel. Only in the ocean is a translucent, predatory gastropod that swallows its prey whole named after an angel. What’s even more brutal than that is they eat only one type of organism, called the Sea Butterflies. Angels that eat butterflies. Whatever you say ocean, just leave me out of it. I’d much prefer these tasty Toilet morsels.<\/p>\n

Hans\u00a0<\/strong>ground our buns with his grindcore puns:<\/p>\n

Bump’N’Grind – Grindsight is Always 20-20<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n