Pedal Stains: The Pussy Melter

It’s expensive, unneeded, and incredibly stupid. It’s perfect for Steel Panther fans. “We respect and love the freedom of speech afforded to all citizens in the U.S. We support the right for all people to express themselves no matter where they are in the world. We welcome all races, genders and sexual orientations at our shows — shows that celebrate everyone’s individuality through partying, and of course a love of heavy metal.” So says Steel Panther guitarist Russ “Satchel” Parrish in the sales copy for his signature guitar pedal, The Pussy Melter. It’s a joke, of course, and Steel Panther … Continue reading Pedal Stains: The Pussy Melter