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Review: Varials – Where The Light Leaves
Buckle up, these breakdowns are gonna kick your ass, I know they kicked mine. -
TMP: Egregore, The Scalar Process, Enisum, and More!
I expect a zero-engagement article on the post-big-game post. -
Flush It Friday: Well, Don’t It Seem Like You’ve Been Here Before?
Using FiF to once again talk about a non-metal record that’s been on my mind. Cry about it. -
Exclusive Album Stream: Agenbite Misery’s Remorse of Conscience
Stately and plump, of course. -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/3/26)
O Shivering Shidhouse, O Wintry Water Closet, release our collective tushes from torpor. This week, we’ve got Joyce-core, bovine battlehammers, ... -
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TMP: Decipher, Deadnate, Boss-de-Nage, and More!
I only have a few minutes to post this before it’s late, so I have nothing interesting to say. -
Review: Blackwater Holylight – Not Here Not Gone
Blackwater Holylight are a band I’m pretty new to. Like, just in the last couple of weeks kind of new. ... -
Review: Megadeth – S/T
Despite being a celebration of Deth, Dave Mustaine’s “Final Note” hits sour. -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/26)
O Snowbound Bowl, locked in Dante’s 9th, Thy frosted rim doth tug my loins asunder. This week, we’ve got cyclical ...









