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Flush it Friday: Ivory Tusk
Teeth have been on my mind as of late—from their use in destroying my fingernails with new-job stress, to the ... -
Tuba or Not Tuba: Reflections on Life, Loss, and Orchestral Metal
Some ideas begin with all the best intentions. A project is born within pure, innocent mindspace, an ambitious venture touching ... -
Flush It Friday – Carpal Tunnel
PSA: make sure to do your stretches, kids. I played 3+ hours of Dark Souls games a night for a ... -
Flush It Friday: Slime Mold = Best Mold
Sorry Thomas B Moulde, sorry Dog Vomit Mold, but Physarum polycephalum is the pinnacle of protists. Brutal death metal bands are ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Scurvy Seconds
Welcome back to part two of the worst pair of posts to ever curse this Toilet. -
Flush It Friday: The Mummy Was Actually Pretty Good
I discovered last night that my spouse had never seen The Mummy (1999), and it seemed like an appropriately spooky ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Half-Mast
My fellow Toileteers, Great Sitters on the Porcelain Throne, esteemed ladies and gentlemen of The Bowl, I apologize to all ... -
Flush it Friday – Thy Wallet Be Done
“Hey kid, we’ve got free 401ks in here,” says the voice from the darkened alleyway. My wallet (naive creature that ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. V – Tree Weirdos)
The chemical pull of nectar is more than just temptation for a fly, it’s an opportunity for survival and future ... -
Flush it Friday: Ye Olde Ren Faire
I’ve been seeing little wooden swords and shields from King Richard’s Faire since I was a wee laddie, but it ...
