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The True, Inarguable King of Physical Media: A Monologue
NONE OF THAT DIGITAL SCUM, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT’S THE FORMAT THAT MATTERS, NOT THE MUSIC. -
Flush it Friday: Sonspotting
You know all of those times you read a thing on the innernette and you instantly know it was fabricated ... -
Something Rotten in Denmark: South Haven’s Motion
There are some albums you only have to hear once to know your life will never be the same. South ... -
Flush it Friday: The Soulcringe
DAE ever get that feeling where you h*qq up so bad, you can feel your soul cringe? Like your blood ... -
Boy Howdy Does This Isle of the Cross Album Blow Ass
You ever listen to an album and wonder why you’re subjecting yourself to it? -
Nature Is Beautiful (Vol. VI – Mollusca & Friends)
It’s easy to understand why molluscs and other aquatic invertebrates tend to slip under the radar of human fascination; whether ... -
Flush it Friday: The Fragile Husk That Is My Body
It had been months since I last perched my talons at the local gym. I puffed out my chestfeathers and ... -
Flush it Friday: The Tech Depths
Ah yes, the Benthic Zone, where every animal looks like Unique Leader album art. It’s a truly bizarre place, one ... -
Flush it Friday: Neddles
By the time you all slap your rods and cones on these words, I’ll have been stuck so full of ... -
Sunday Sesh: Life is Pain(t): Part: Deux: Maxim:um: Pa:i:n::(t):::
Throughout time, the Windows operating systems has blessed the unwashed masses with brilliant default apps with which to waste the ...
