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Review: All That Remains – Antifragile
These are some tough times we find ourselves in. So tough in fact, that even this perfect specimen of human ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/4/25)
Cheeks descending to thy frigid rim, we brace ourselves for shock. Horripilation follows—as does a tightening of the sphincter. Perched ... -
TMP: Rwake, Deafheaven, SOM, and More!
About to head out the door to hang out at my old college town with some friends for the weekend. ... -
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This Toilet Tuesday (1/28/25)
O Canorous Crapper, O Septic ‘ceptacle, we flush and plunge in your name. This week we’ve got patchwork vegetables, Lepidopteran ... -
TMP: Dissocia, Aversed, Sepulchral Curse, and More!
I might have an aneurysm watching these championship games. Not even these great tracks are helping. -
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Review: Bumblefoot – Bumblefoot…Returns!
Hey sorry I was out for a bit there, guys. I was in the bathroom. -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/21/25)
Polar vortices and hellfire are upon us; it is clear the porcelain gods grow tired of human affairs. Let us ... -
Track Premiere: Metaphobic – “Hypnosis Engram”
As the pendulum swings, the trapdoor in your mind springs open. Memories long buried in grey matter escape their prison, ...