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Let’s go to the Renaissance Faire!
Good morning upon ye, my metal brothers and sisters! Hath the swaddling darkness of the preceding night rested thy spirit? Let ... -
Take to the Skies with Ostrichcopter
Do you remember that old arcade game Joust? You played as a ruby-visor wearing Donald Blake lookalike riding a giant ostrich. ... -
Summer-Fun Sing-Along Songfest
Summer is fully blooming so I felt it was the right time to share with you some of the best, (mainly) ... -
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Photo Chop: 15th Edition
In our last edition, we celebrated America… again. This time, we celebrate cheap inspiration. -
Review: Hilary Duff – Breathe In. Breathe Out.
Toilet ov Metal, you say? Well today I present to you the following: Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, and for fun’s sake ... -
The Serpentine Path or The Greatest Story Ever Told
Greetings, fellow travelers. I hope you’ve come well prepared, for today we embark on the Serpentine Path. I am not ... -
Jurassic World: A Film Review by a Blind Dinosaur
On June 11, 1993 the world received a gift in the form of a movie called Jurassic Park, directed by Steven ... -
What’s Going Down Under? (Part 1)
So you’re all up to date on the recent influx of great Australian metal that’s been featured on the bowl ... -
Photo Chop: 14th Edition
Thought America‘s explosion birthday would escape the Almighty Chop? Think again.
