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TMP: Boneflower, Malevich, Sundrowned, and More!
Heading out to see Weird Al in an outdoor venue after writing this, so I’ve probably either died of joy ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/24/25)
As the heat dome descends on much of the US, the waters of the Bowl are more crucial than ever—a ... -
FLUSH IT FRIDAY: ONE ZAMBIA, ONE NATION
IGoM‘s out this week (something about “having a life” or “not being a loser,” I don’t remember exactly), so you’re ... -
TAG DIVING: FUZZ
Welcome back to Tag Diving! It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these. You might notice that I ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/17/25)
O Carnivorous Crap Keeper, O Tamer ov Tumultuous Tummies, deliver us from our inner turmoil. This week we’ve got sheep ... -
TMP: Unaligned, Psychonaut, BTBAM, and More!
Happy post-father’s day to all the metal dads. -
Flush it Friday: I’m Itty. You’re Bitty. Let’s Ditty.
As per the statutes of our committee. Y’all even readin’ these things? I can’t tell. Low Before the Breeze – ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (6/10/25)
O Bowl of Thy Soul, O Portal ov Püüp, Thy roar is ferocious as a maelstrom. This week, we’ve got ... -
TMP: Imperialist, Vacuous, Putridity, and More!
It’s June 9th! Hehe, nice. (Joke only works mostly for Americans only)









