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This Toilet Tuesday (2/24/26)
O Blizzard Bowl Beast, O Bathroom ov Beelzebub, Thy frigid hand hath brought forth gooseflesh. This week, we’ve got a ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (2/18/26)
O wrathful Rim, Thou who destroyed the Hemorrhoid, we offer this offal to the bowl below. This week, we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/26)
O Frigid Feculator, O Hershey-Squirt Heresiarch, take the plunge for Thy acolytes, that we may flush free. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/3/26)
O Shivering Shidhouse, O Wintry Water Closet, release our collective tushes from torpor. This week, we’ve got Joyce-core, bovine battlehammers, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/26)
O Snowbound Bowl, locked in Dante’s 9th, Thy frosted rim doth tug my loins asunder. This week, we’ve got cyclical ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (1/21/26)
O Sunken Shidder, O Mouth ov Poseidon, may the fountain ov Thy bidet cleanse our souls and holes. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/26)
O Sentient Shidder, O Unblessed Bowl, retreat thy rimfrost that my own rim shalt be given succor. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/26)
O Bellwether Bowl, O Herald ov Hemorrhoids, may our visitations be regular and productive in the year of our Latrine, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/30/25)
O Final Fecality, O Yultide Urinal, we send off 2K25 with a splash in the Bowl. Yes, it’s another tiny ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/23/25)
On the 666th Day ov TovHmas, my trve hate gave to me The shortest TTT you’ve ever seen Abyssarium – ...









