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This Toilet Tuesday (11/19/2024)
Denizens of the deepest Bowl, subterranean sewage sinners, gather round, for we have such shid to show you. This week ... -
This Toilet TuWednesday (11/13/24)
Nitchy (or whatever) once said: “…when you gaze long into the Bowl, the Bowl gazes also into you.” On this ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/5/24)
The November rimfrost is upon us—no orifice is safe from the clutching claws of ice and enchappment. The best thing ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/29/24)
Dwellers in the Bowl, Dumplings from beyond the wall of sleep, raise your pumpkin spice lattes to the sky. The ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/22/24)
Gather around the rim, good Dumplings, and take a look in the still waters. What do you see but a ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (10/16/24)
There are few things more shocking than a kiss from Poseidon in the early morning, with frost still clinging to ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (10/8/24)
Awakening in the witching hour, you scuttle towards the bathroom in darkness. The tiles are as frostbitten as Abbath enjoying ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (10/2/24)
On the third turd from the Sun, a Toilet blazes in perpetuity. In this great Terran bowl, all stories, all ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/24/24)
O Great Toilet, we lift our lids to you. Through your putrid plumbing, all stinks are possible. This week we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/17/24)
Who flushes the Flusher? Who plunges the Plunger? These questions and more are at the heart fart of our very ...
